Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
His Mary was splendid. She looked around the room, she looked into the
cool night--and there her eye longer lingered. “It's cooler outside,”
she said. “I think it would be nicer outside, if you don't mind.”
“All right.”
“Sure you don't mind?”
“Oh, no; no, not a bit. Bill, waiter.”
The waiter bowed low over his munificent tip; dropped it into a jingling
pocket. George gathered his miserable change; slid it silently to where
it lay companionless; with his Mary passed into the warm night.
In the Empress Gardens they found a hidden table; here sipped coffee,
and here were most dreadfully common. Mary's hand crept into her
George's; they spoke little. The warm night breeze gently kissed their
faces; the band stirred deepest depths; they set their eyes upon the
velvety darkness that lay beyond the lights, and there pictured one
another in a delectable future. Mary saw a very wonderful George; now
and then glimpsed a very happy little Mary in a wonderful home. George
also saw a happy little Mary in a wonderful home, but he more clearly
followed a very wonderful George, magnificently accomplishing the mighty
things that made the little Mary happy.
* * * * *
George kissed his Mary upon the doorstep of the Battersea lodgings;
caught the last train to Paltley Hill; and as he walked home from the
station the scented hedges murmured to him with his Mary's voice.
CHAPTER VI.
The Girl Comes Near The Lugger.
I.
At breakfast upon the following day George set forth the result of
his labours; with urgent eloquence extolled the virtues of this Miss
Humfray.
Before Mr. Marrapit's plate lay an open envelope; upon the back George
could read the inscription “Norfolk Street Agency for Distressed
Gentlewomen.”
What had Miss Ram said of his Mary? The thought that she had written
a reference which at the last moment would dash into dust this mighty
scheme, was as a twisting knife in George's vitals. Every time that Mr.
Marrapit stretched his hand for the letter the agitated young man upon
a fresh impulse would dash into defiant eulogy of his darling; and so
impetuous was the rush of his desperate words that at the beat of every
new wave Mr. Marrapit would withdraw his startled hand from the letter;
frown at George across the coffee-pot.
At last: “Sufficient,” he announced. “Curb zeal. Mount discretion.
Satisfy the demands of appetite. You have not touched food. Tasks he
before you. Do not starve the brain. I am tired of your eulogies of this
person. For twenty-one minutes you have been hurling advertisements at
me. I am a hoarding.”
The bill-sticker pushed a piece of bacon into a dry mouth; sat with
goggling eyes.
The hoarding continued: “I have here this person's reference. It is
good.”
“Down shot the piece of bacon; convulsively bolted like Miss Porter's
sweet.
“Good!” cried George.
“I said good. For faulty articulation I apologise.”
“I know, I heard. I meant that I am pleased.”
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