Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
Click went the machine; round buzzed the wheels; out from George's eyes
shot the sparkles. He jumped to his feet, his face red. “Is his cat!” he
cried. “His Rose of Sharon! I see it! I see it! By Gad, I'll do it! Look
here now--”
“No, I will not,” the Professor said. “I do not wish to know anything
about it. I hear my wife's step.”
“I understand. All right. But don't tell a soul--not even Bill.”
“I cannot tell, because I do not know. But I suspect it is something
very funny,” and the Professor burst into a very deep “Ho! ho! ho!”
“My dearest,” said Mrs. Wyvern at the door, “whatever can you be
laughing at so loudly?”
“Ho! ho! ho! ho!” boomed the Professor, belling like a bloodhound. “It
is something very funny.”
Mrs. Wyvern kissed the thin hairs on the top of his mighty head. “Dear
William, I do trust it was not one of those painful stories of your
young days.”
George stayed to dinner. By nine he left the house. He did not make for
home. Striking through lanes he climbed an ascending field, mounted a
stile, and here, with an unseeing eye upon Herons' Holt twinkling its
bedroom lights in the valley below, he smoked many pipes, brooding upon
his scheme.
III.
It was not a melancholy process. Every now and again a crack of laughter
jerked him; once he took his pipe from his mouth and put up a ringing
peal of mirth that sent a brace of bunnies, flirting near his feet,
wildly scampering for safety. Long he brooded....
A church clock gave him eleven. At ten he had been too deeply buried.
Now his head was pushed clear from the burrow in which he had been
working, and the sound caught his attention. No light now pricked
Herons' Holt upon the dusky chart stretched beneath him. Its occupants
were abed.
“I'll do it to-night!” cried George. “I'll do it at once!”
He drew on his pipe. A full cloud of smoke came. The pipe was well
alight, and caution bidding him that it were well to bide a while
so that sleep might more cosily warm the beds of the household, he
determined that he would have out his last smoke as plotter: his next
would be smoked as doer of the deed.
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