Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
He found the morning well advanced; the disturbing weight that had
oppressed him he saw to be a hairy object, orange of hue. Immediately
his drowsy senses awoke; took grip of events; sleep fled. This object
was the Rose of Sharon, and at once George became actively astir to the
surgings of yesterday, the mysteries of the future.
Pondering upon them, he was disturbed by a knock that heralded a voice:
“The paper you ordered, mister; and when'll you be ready for breakfast?”
“Twenty minutes,” George replied; remembered the landlady had overnight
told him she was a little deaf; on a louder note bawled: “Twenty
minutes, Mrs. Pinner!”
Mrs. Pinner, after hesitation, remarked: “Ready now? Very well, mister”;
pushed a newspaper beneath the door; shuffled down the stairs.
In the course of his brief negotiations with Mrs. Pinner upon the
previous evening, George, in response to the proud information that the
paper-boy arrived at nine o'clock every morning on a motor bicycle,
had bellowed that he would have the _Daily_. For old Bill's sake he had
ordered it; with friendly curiosity to see Bill's new associations he
now withdrew his legs from beneath the Rose of Sharon; hopped out of
bed; opened the paper.
Upon “Country House Outrage” George alighted plump; with goggle eyes,
scalp creeping, blood freezing, read through to the last “Catchy Clue”;
aghast sank upon his bed.
It had got into the papers! Among all difficult eventualities against
which he had made plans this had never found place. It had got into the
papers! The cat's abduction was, or soon would be, in the knowledge of
everyone. This infernal reward which with huge joy he had heard offered,
was now become the goad that would prick into active search for the
Rose every man, woman, or child who read the story. It had got into the
papers! He was a felon now; fleeing justice; every hand against him.
Discovery looked certain, and what did discovery mean? Discovery meant
not only loss of the enormous stake for which he was playing--his
darling Mary,--but it meant--“Good God!” groaned my miserable George,
“it means ruin; it means imprisonment.”
Melancholy pictures went galloping like wild nightmares through this
young man's mind. He saw himself in the dock, addressed in awful words
by the judge who points out the despicable character of his crime;
he saw himself in hideous garb labouring in a convict prison; he
saw himself struck off the roll at the College of Surgeons; he saw
himself--“Oh, Lord!” he groaned, “I'm fairly in the cart!”
Very slowly, very abject, he peeled off his pyjamas; slid a white and
trembling leg into his bath.
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