Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
George tottered across the room; pressed his head against the cold
window-pane. Here was the calamity. He had thought of taking Bill into
his confidence--how do so now?
“I say, you do look bad, old man,” Bill told him.
“I'm all right. Tell me all about it.”
“Well, it's too good--too wonderful to be true. Everything is going
simply splendidly with me. I'm running this cat business for the
_Daily_--my paper, you know. It's made a most frightful splash and the
editor is awfully bucked up with me. I'm on the permanent staff, six
quid a week--eight quid a week if I find this cat. I'm working it from
Herons' Holt, you know. I'm--”
George turned upon him. “Are you 'Our Special Commissioner at Paltley
Hill'?”
“Rather! Have you been reading it? Pretty hot stuff, isn't it? I say,
George, wasn't it lucky I chucked medicine! I told you I was cut out
for this kind of thing if only I could get my chance. Well, I've got my
chance; and by Gad, old man, if I don't track down this swine who's got
the cat, or help to get him tracked down, I'll--I'll--” The enthusiastic
young man broke off--“Isn't it great, George?”
My miserable George paced the room. “Great!” he forced out. “Great!”
This was the infernal Special Commissioner whom daily he had yearned to
strangle. “Great! By Gad, there are no words for it!”
“I knew you'd be pleased. Thanks awfully--_awfully_. Well, I was telling
you. Being down there for the paper I simply had to interview Marrapit.
I plucked up courage and bearded him. He's half crazy about this
wretched cat. I found him as meek as a lamb. Bit snarly at first, but
when he found how keen I was, quite affectingly pleasant. I've seen
him every day for the last four days, and yesterday he said what I told
you--I came out with all about Margaret and about my splendid prospects,
and, as I say, he practically said that if I could find the cat he'd be
willing to think of our engagement.”
“But about finding out where I was? How did you discover that?”
“Well, he told me. Told me this morning.” Bill shuffled his legs
uncomfortably for a moment, then plunged ahead. “Fact is, old man,
he's a bit sick with you. Said he'd only had one telegram from you
from Dippleford Admiral and one letter from here. Said it was
unsatisfactory--that it was clear you were incapable of following up
this clue of yours by yourself. You don't mind my telling you this, do
you, old man? You know what he is.”
George gave the bitter laugh of one who is misunderstood, unappreciated.
“Go on,” he said, “go on.” He was trembling to see the precipice over
which the end of Bill's story would hurl him.
“Well, as I said--that it was clear you could not carry through your
clue by yourself. So I was to come down and help you. That was about ten
o'clock, and I caught the mid-day train--I've been here since two. Well,
Brunger--the detective chap, you know--Marrapit was going to send him on
here at once--”
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