Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
Yet more sharply than before Bill spoke. “George, is that cat's name
Abishag?”
“_Abishag?_ What an awful--”
Bill turned from him with an impatient gesture. He called to the cat,
“Abishag! Abishag!”
With upreared tail the fine creature trotted to him.
“Good Lord!” George broke out. “Is that _your_ cat, Bill?”
Bill turned upon him. “_My_ cat! You know thundering well it's not my
cat.”
“But it knows you, Mr. Wyvern,” Mary told him wonderingly.
There was sorrow, a look of pity in this young man's eyes as
reproachfully he regarded my Mary.
He swung round upon George. “George, you've made a fool of me once--”
“I don't know what on earth's the matter with you,” George told him.
With knitted brows Bill for a moment searched his face. “I ask you
point-blank,” he said slowly. “Did you steal this cat, George?”
George struck the stern young man upon the back. “Is _that_ what you're
driving at, you old ass? Stole it! D'you suppose I'll ever _touch_ a
cat again? That's the infernal cat Mrs. Major left in that hut when she
hooked off the Rose. Marrapit told you, didn't he?”
Into a chair Bill collapsed--legs thrust straight before him, head
against the cushioned back. He gasped. “George, this is a licker, a
fair licker.” Enormously this staggered man swelled as he inhaled a
tremendous breath; upon a vast sigh he let it go. “That cat--” he said.
He got to his legs and paced the room; astonished, Mary and George
regarded him. “That cat--I'll bet my life that's the cat!”
III.
My Mary was trembling before this fearful agitation. For support she
took her George's hand. “Oh, Mr. Wyvern!” she cried, “whatever is
it? Have we got into another awful trouble through those dreadful,
_dreadful_ cats?”
“Look at the _Daily_,” Bill said. “Look at the _Daily_. George, give me
a cigarette. I must smoke. This is an absolute licker.”
My frightened Mary jumped for the paper where it had fallen; spread
it upon the table; opened it. “Oh, George!” she cried. “Oh, George!”;
pressed a pretty finger upon these flaming words:
ANOTHER CAT OUTRAGE.
AMAZING STORY.
MR. VIVIAN HOWARD'S FAMOUS PET
STOLEN WHILE BACK TURNED.
“DAILY” OFFER.
500 POUNDS FOR OUR READERS.
My Mary's golden head, my George's head of brown, pressed and nudged as
with bulging eyes they read the crisp, telling paragraphs that followed
in a column of leaded type.
Readers of the _Daily_, it appeared, would be astonished to learn
that the abduction of Mr. Marrapit's famous cat, the Rose of
Sharon--concerning the recovery of which all hope had now been
abandoned--had been followed by a similar outrage of a nature even more
sensational, more daring.
Mr. Vivian Howard, the famous author and dramatist, whose new novel,
“Amy Martin,” _Daily_ readers need not be reminded, was to start in the
_Daily_ as a feuilleton on Monday week, had been robbed of his famous
cat “Abishag the Shunamite.”
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