Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
“Like this. Plain as a fiddle-stick. To-morrow, when we get out this
story about practically having our hand on the thief, I shall go bang
down to Marrapit with the paper and tell him I know it was Mrs. Major
who took the cat. You can imagine the state that'll put 'em both in.
Then--then, my boy, I shall say 'Let Margy and me carry on and fix it
up forthwith, and I'll promise Mrs. Major shall never hear a word more
about the matter.' He'll agree like a shot. The chief's not going to
prosecute, you see; so neither Mrs. Major nor you ever will hear a word
more. George, we've done it! Done it! You've got your Mary and I've got
my Margy!”
With swelling bosoms, staring eyes, upon this tremendous happening the
two young men clasped hands; stood heavily breathing. These men were
glimpsing heaven.
When they unlocked, George said: “There's one thing, Bill. Go in and
tell that precious pair they can hold over the discovery till they
please and that I shall never breathe a word. But tell 'em this: I don't
agree unless I have my cheque right away.”
Bill advised no stipulations.
George stood firm: “I don't care a snap, Bill. I will have it now. I've
been badgered about quite enough. I want to feel safe. I'll either lose
it all or have it all. No more uncertainty. Anything might happen during
the week, for all I know.”
Bill took the message.
Upon immediate payment Mr. Bitt at first stuck. “He might turn back on
us, or start blackmailing us. He may have stolen the cat himself for all
we know.”
“All the more likely, in that case, to keep his mouth shut,” commented
Mr. Vivian Howard. Despite he stood for literature, this man had strong
business instincts.
Bill urged compliance. He knew this finder of the cat; would speak for
him as for himself.
Mr. Bitt put a quill into his inkstand; took George's name; wrote a
slip; handed it to Bill. “Take that to the cashier, Wyvern. He'll give
you the cheque. Clear your friend out. Eh? No--no need for me to see him
again. Of course you must get his story of how he found the cat, to use
when the 'What my Loss means to Me' articles run out. Then come back and
we'll fix up to-morrow's account.”
A cabman drove to St. Peter's Hospital a seemingly insane young man,
who bounded into the cab with a piece of paper in his hand; who sang and
rattled his heels upon the foot-board, shouted to passers-by; who paid
with two half-crowns; who bounded, paper still fluttering in hand, up
the steps of the Dean's entrance with a wild and tremendous whoop.
George had scarcely explained to the Dean an incoherent story of L500
won through a newspaper competition, when the Mr. Lawrence, M.R.C.S.,
L.R.C.P., whose practice was at Runnygate, arrived.
Informally the purchase was at once arranged; a further meeting settled.
George bolted to another cab; drove to Meath Street by way of the
florist near Victoria Station; took aboard an immense basket of flowers.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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