Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
“Oh, don't make a fuss about that, Mary,” he cried irritably. “It's
nothing. Master Bob won't be able to see for a month.”
“Oh, George, why did you do it?”
Then the tremendous young man flamed. “Why did I do it? 'Pon my soul,
Mary, I simply don't understand you sometimes. You've made me stand by
and see you insulted for a month, and then I see him catch hold of you,
and you run, and I go and thrash him, and you say, 'Why did you do
it?' _Do_ it? _Do_ it? Why, good Lord, what would you have had me
do--apologise for you?”
She turned away, dropped his hand.
My unfortunate George groaned aloud: sprang to her. “Mary, darling,
dearest, you know I didn't mean that.”
She kept her face from him; her pretty shoulders heaved.
He cried in misery, striving to see her face: “What a brute I am! What a
brute! Mary, Mary, you know I didn't mean that.”
She gasped: “You ge-get angry so quick.”
“I know, I know. I'm not fit--I couldn't help--Mary, do look up.”
She swallowed a sob; gave him her little hand.
He squeezed it, squeezed it as it were between his love for her and the
tremendous passion that was consuming him. Contrition at his sharp words
to her hammered the upper plate, wrath at the manner of her reception of
his news was anvil beneath. The poor fingers horribly suffered.
There are conditions of the male mind--and this George was in the very
heart of one--when softness in a woman positively goads to fury.
The mind is in an itching fever, and--like a bull against a
gate-post--requires hard, sharp corners against which to rub and ease
the irritation. Comes the lord and master home sulky or in fury, the
wise wife will meet him with a demeanour so spiked that he may scratch
his itching at every turn. To be soft and yielding is the most fatal
conduct; it is to send the lumbering bull crashing through the gate-post
into the lane to seek solace away from the home paddock.
Unversed in these homely recipes, this simple Mary had at least the wit
not to cry “Oh!” in pain and move her hand. They found a seat, and for
good five minutes this turbulent George sat and threshed in his wrath
like a hooked shark--this little hand the rope that held him. Soon its
influence was felt. His tuggings and boundings grew weaker. The venom
oozed out of him.
He uncovered the crushed fingers; raising, pressed them to his lips.
He groaned. “Now you know me at last.”
She patted those brown hands; did not speak.
“You know the awful temper I've got,” he went on. “Uncontrollable--angry
even with you--foul brute--”
“But I annoyed you, Georgie.”
He flung out an accusatory hand against himself. “How? By being sweet
and loving! Why, what a brute I must be!”
She told him: “You shan't call yourself names. In fact, you mustn't.
Because that is calling me names too. We belong, Georgie.”
The pretty sentiment tickled him. Gloom flew from his brow before
sunshine that took its place. He laughed. “You're a dear, dear old
thing.”
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