"She looked to me as if she could eat you," said the doctor. "I say,
though, Chumbley, that was all nonsense of yours; the Rajah's as square
as a cube. Not half a bad fellow; says he's coming to consult me about
some of his symptoms, and is going to get me to put him right. Precious
stupid of you to put such an idea in a fellow's head."
"Pitch it out, then," said the lieutenant, coolly.
"I've done it, my boy. I say, Chumbley, I'm like you, precious hungry,
too. Look out for the sambals, my boy, and the curry. You'll get them
all in delicious trim, I'll be bound. They say the Inche Maida keeps a
capital cook, and I think it was a splendid idea to bring us here. The
dinner will be ten times better than in a boat or on the shore. I say,
my dear boy, what a tip-top place! Why, if I were a bachelor, I
wouldn't mind marrying the Inche Maida myself, and succeeding to all her
estates."
"It really is a charming place," said Chumbley, thoughtfully. "A man
might make himself very jolly here. There's plenty of fishing, and
shooting, and--"
"He could learn to chew betel, and smoke opium, and settle down into an
Eastern dreamer."
"Oh, I don't know," said Chumbley, quietly. "He might make himself a
sort of example to the people, and do a deal of good."
"Yes," said the doctor drily, "or let them do him a lot of harm. Hallo!
where are the ladies going?"
"Oh, up to the rooms, I suppose," said Chumbley. "I expect the Princess
does things in style. I wouldn't bet a sovereign that she has not got a
regular dining-room and drawing-room with a Broadwood piano."
"I don't care a dump what she has got so long as she has a good cellar
and a good kitchen," replied the doctor, "for I'm ravenous."
"Gentlemen," said the Rajah, coming forward, "the Princess begs me to
act as host. Will you come indoors until the dinner is ready to be
served?"
"There, doctor," whispered Chumbley, "I told you so;" and they followed
the smiling Rajah into the drawing-room of the Inche Maida's house--a
large roomy apartment, kept cool by mat-covered windows, and whose
polished bamboo floor would have delighted a modern aesthete.
The place was a strange compound of Malay and European customs, showy
articles of French furniture being mixed up with the mats and hangings
made by the natives; but everywhere there were traces of the Princess
possessing an ample income to enable her to indulge in any little whims
or fancies in the way of decorative art.
But the group of gentlemen had hardly had time to look round before the
Inche Maida appeared with her lady guests, and not being accustomed to
the etiquette of modern society, led the way to a lofty room, in the
middle of which, upon English table linen, was spread such a repast as
would have satisfied the most exacting; and about this the party took
their seats upon the soft mats in the best way they could, for there was
neither chair nor table.
Still it was a picnic party, so everyone was, or professed to be,
satisfied.
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