Mrs. Penthony Morris had a very wide correspondence, and usually
contributed little scraps of intelligence from various parts of the
Continent. They were generally the doings and sayings of that cognate
world whose names require no introduction, and even those to whom they
are unfamiliar would rather hear in silence than own to the ignorance.
The derelicts of fashion are the staple of small-talk; they are
suggestive of all the little social smartness one hears, and of that
very Brummagem morality which assumes to judge them. In these Mrs.
Morris revelled. No paragraph of the “Morning Post” was too mysteriously
worded for her powers of interpretation; no asterisks could veil a name
from her piercing gaze. Besides, she had fashioned a sort of algebraic
code of life which wonderfully assisted her divination, and being given
an unhappy marriage, she could foretell the separation, or, with the
data of a certain old gentleman's visits to St. John's Wood, could
predict his will with an accuracy that seemed marvellous. As she sat,
surrounded with letters and notes of all sizes, she varied the tone of
her intelligence so artfully as to canvass the suffrage of every
listener. Now it was some piece of court gossip, some “scandal of Queen
Elizabeth,” now a curious political intrigue, and now, again, some
dashing exploit of a young soldier in India. But whether it told of good
or evil fortune, of some deeply interesting event or some passing
triviality, her power of narrating it was considerable, as, with a tact
all her own, she selected some one especial individual as chief
listener. After a number of short notices of London, Rome, and Paris,
she tossed over several letters carelessly, saying,--
“I believe I have given you the cream of my correspondence. Stay, here
is something about your old sloop the 'Mosquito,' Lord Agincourt; would
you like to hear of how she attacked the forts at the mouth of the--oh,
how shall I attack it?--the Bhageebhahoo? This is a midshipman's letter,
written the same evening of the action.”
Though the question was addressed very pointedly, the boy never heard
it, but sat deeply engaged in deciphering a very jagged handwriting in a
letter before him. It was one of those scratchy, unfinished specimens of
penmanship which are amongst the luxuries persons of condition
occasionally indulge in. Seeing his preoccupation, Mrs. Morris did not
repeat her question, but suffered him to pursue his researches
undisturbed. He had just begun his breakfast when the letter arrived,
and now he ceased to eat anything, but seemed entirely engrossed by his
news. At last he arose abruptly, and left the room.
“I hope Agincourt has not got any bad tidings,” said Sir William; “he
seems agitated and uneasy.”
“I saw his guardian's name--Sommerville--on the envelope,” said Mrs.
Morris. “It is, probably, one of those pleasant epistles which wards
receive quarterly to remind them that even minors have miseries.”
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