Either Heathcote felt no interest in the subject, or deemed it proper to
seem as indifferent as his host, for he never took any further notice of
the matter, but smoked away as before.
“You need n't wait,” said O'Shea to Joe, who still lingered at the door.
“That fellow is bursting with curiosity now,” said he, as the man
retired; “he 'd give a year's wages to know what was inside that
envelope.”
“Indeed!” sighed out Heathcote, in a tone that showed how little he
sympathized with such eagerness.
If O'Shea was piqued at this cool show of indifference, he resolved to
surpass it by appearing to forget the theme altogether; and, pushing the
bottle across the table, he said, “Did I ever tell you how it was I
first took to politics?”
“No, I think not,” said Heathoote, listlessly.
“Well, it was a chance, and a mere chance; this is the way it happened.
Though I was bred to the Bar, I never did much at the law; some say that
an agreeable man, with a lively turn in conversation, plenty of
anecdote, and a rich fancy, is never a favorite with the attorneys; the
rascals always think that such a man will never make a lawyer, and
though they 'll listen to his good stories by the hour in the Hall,
devil a brief they 'll give him, nor so much as a 'declaration.' Well,
for about five years I walked about in wig and gown, joking and quizzing
and humbugging all the fellows that were getting business, and taking a
circuit now and again, but all to no good; and at last I thought I 'd
give it up, and so my friends advised me, saying, 'Get something under
the Government, Gorman; a snug place with a few hundreds a year, and be
sure take anything that 's offered you to begin with.'
“Now there was a room in Dublin Castle--it's the second down the
corridor off the private stairs--that used to be called the Poker-room.
It may be so still, for anything I know, and for this reason: it was
there all the people expecting places or appointments were accustomed to
wait. It was a fine, airy, comfortable room, with a good carpet, easy-
chairs, and always an excellent fire; and here used to meet every day of
their lives the same twenty or five-and-twenty people, one occasionally
dropping off, and another coming in, but so imperceptibly and gradually
that the gathering at last grew to be a sort of club, where they sat
from about eleven till dark every day, chatting pleasantly over public
and private events. It was thus found necessary to give it a kind of
organization, and so we named for President the oldest,--that is, the
longest expectant of place,--who, by virtue of his station, occupied the
seat next the fire, and alone, of all the members, possessed the
privilege of poking it. The poker was his badge of office; and the last
act of his official life, whenever promotion separated him from us, was
to hand the poker to his successor, with a solemn dignity of manner and
a few parting words.
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