The Member for Inch had all that persuasive power a ready tongue and an
unscrupulous temper supply, and speedily convinced the young soldier
that his case would not alone redound to his own advancement but become
a precedent, which should benefit hundreds of others equally badly
treated as himself.
It was while thus conning over the project, O'Shea mentioned, in deepest
confidence, the means of that extraordinary success which, he averred,
had never failed to attend all his efforts in the House, and this was,
that he never ventured on one of his grand displays without a previous
rehearsal at home; that is, he assembled at his own lodgings a supper
company of his most acute and intelligent friends--young barristers, men
engaged on the daily or weekly press--the smart squib-writers and
caricaturists of the day--alive to everything ridiculous, and unsparing
in their criticism; and by these was he judged in a sort of mock
Parliament formed by themselves. To each of these was allotted the
character of some noted speaker in the House, who did his best to
personate the individual by every trait of manner, voice, and action,
while a grave, imposing-looking man, named Doran, was a capital
counterfeit of the “Speaker.”
O'Shea explained to Heathcote that the great advantage of this scheme
consisted in the way it secured one against surprises; no possible
interruption being omitted, nor any cavilling objection spared to the
orator. “You'll see,” he added, “that after sustaining these assaults,
the attack of the real fellows is only pastime.”
The day being fixed on, the company, numbering nigh twenty, assembled,
and Charles Heathcote could not avoid observing that their general air
and appearance were scarcely senatorial. O'Shea assured him gravity
would soon succeed to the supper, and dignity come in with the whiskey-
punch. This was so far borne out that when the cloth was removed, and a
number of glasses and bottles were distributed over the blackened
mahogany, a grave and almost austere bearing was at once assumed by the
meeting. Doran also took his place as Speaker, his cotton umbrella being
laid before him as the mace. The orders of the day were speedily
disposed of, and a few questions as to the supply of potables
satisfactorily answered, when O'Shea arose to bring on the case of the
evening,--a motion “for all the correspondence between the authorities
of the Horse Guards and Captain Heathcote, respecting the application of
the latter to be reinstated in the service.”
The Secretary-at-War, a red-faced, pimply man, subeditor of a Sunday
paper, objected to the production of the papers; and a smart sparring-
match ensued, in which O'Shea suffered rather heavily, but at last came
out victorious, being allowed to state the grounds for his application.
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