latest intelligence about Garibaldi, and the names of the last six
Sicilian Dukes shot by the King of Naples. Was he not up, too, in his
John Murray, which he read whenever Mademoiselle Virginia was asleep,
and sold out in retail at every change of post-horses?
Is it not strange that this is exactly the sort of person one needs on a
journey, and yet is only by the merest accident to be chanced upon? We
never forget the courier, nor the valet, nor the soubrette, but the
really invaluable creature,--the man who learns the name of every
village, the value of all coinage, the spot that yields good wine, the
town where the peaches are fullest of flavor, or the roses richest in
perfume; we leave him to be picked up at hazard, if picked up at all. It
is an unaccountable prejudice that makes the parasite unpopular. For who
is it that relieves life of much of its asperities,--who is it that
provides so unceasingly that our capon should be well roasted and our
temper unruffled,--who, like him, to secure all the available advantages
of the road, and, when disasters _will_ occur, to make them food for
laughter?
How patient, how self-sacrificing, how deferential to caprices and
indulgent to whims is the man whose daily dinner you pay for! If you
would see humanity in holiday attire, look out for one like _him_. How
blandly does he forgive the rascalities of _your_ servants and the
robberies of _your_ tradesmen! No fretfulness about trifles disfigures
the calm serenity of his features. He knows that if the travelling-
carriage be thought heavy, it is only two leaders the more are required;
if the wine be corked, it is but ordering another bottle. Look at life
from his point of view, and it is surprising how little there is to
complain of. It would be too much to say that there was not occasionally
a little acting in all this catholic benevolence and universal
satisfaction, but no more, perhaps, than the fervor of a lawyer for his
client,--that _nisi prius_ enthusiasm marked five guineas on the brief.
The Captain understood his part like an artist; and through all the
condescending forgiveness he bestowed on the shortcomings of inns and
innkeepers, he suffered, ever half imperceptibly, to peer out the habits
of a man accustomed to the best of everything, who always had been
sedulously served and admirably cared for. His indulgence was thus
generosity, not ignorance, and all irritability in such a presence would
stand rebuked at once.
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