Mr. Heron went on to prove how universally gifted his friend was by
mentioning how, on his first arrival, he gave a course of lectures on a
plan which assuredly might have presented obstacles to many. It was only
when the room was filled, and the public itself consulted, that the
theme of the lecture was determined; so that the speaker was actually
called upon, without a moment for preparation, to expatiate upon any
given subject. Nor was the test less trying that the hearers were plain
practical folk, who usually propounded questions in which they possessed
some knowledge themselves. How to open a new clearing, what treatment to
apply to the bite of the whipsnake, by what contrivance to economize
water in mills, how to tan leather without oak bark,--such and such-like
were the theses placed before him, matters on which the public could
very sufficiently pronounce themselves. Old Poll, it would seem, had
sustained every test, and come through every ordeal of demand
victorious. While the host thus continued to expatiate on this man's
marvellous gifts, Layton fell a-thinking whether this might not be the
very spot he sought for, and this the audience before whom he could
experiment on as a public speaker. It was quite evident that the verdict
could confer little either of distinction or disparagement: success or
failure were, as regarded the future, not important. If, however, he
could succeed in interesting them at all,--if he could make the themes
of which they had never so much as heard in any way amusing or
engaging,--it would be a measure of what he might attain with more
favorable hearers. He at once propounded his plan to Mr. Heron, not
confessing, however, that he meditated a first attempt, but speaking as
an old and practised lecturer.
“What can you give 'em, sir? They 're horny-handed and flat-footed folk
down here, but they 'll not take an old hen for a Bucks county chicken,
I tell _you!_”
“I am a little in your friend Poll's line,” said Layton, good-humoredly.
“I could talk to them about history, and long ago; what kind of men
ruled amongst Greeks and Romans; what sort of wars they waged; how they
colonized, and what they did with the conquered. If my hearers had
patience for it, I could give them some account of their great orators
and poets.”
Heron shook his head dissentingly, and said Poll told 'em all that, and
nobody wanted it, till he came to them chaps they call the gladiators,
and showed how they used to spar and hit out. “Was n't it grand to see
him, with his great chest and strong old arms, describin' all their
movements, and how much they trusted to activity, imitating all from the
wild beast,--not like our boxers, who make fighting a reg'lar man's
combat. You couldn't take up that, could you?”
“I fear not,” said Layton, despondingly.
“Well, tell 'em something of the old country in a time near their own.
They 'd like to hear about their greatgrandfathers and grandmothers.”
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