“You would n't believe it,--no one would believe it,” said Mr. Heron, as
he hastily broke in upon Layton the next morning, deep in preparations
for the coming event “There 's old Poll all spry and right again; he
asked for water to shave himself, an invariable sign with him that he
was a-goin' to try a new course.”
Layton, not caring to open again what might bear upon this history,
merely asked some casual question upon the arrangements for the evening;
but Heron rejoined: “I told Poll to do it all. The news seemed to revive
him; and far from, as I half dreaded, any jealousy about another taking
his place, he said, 'This looks like a promise of better things down
here. If our Bunkumville folk will only encourage lecturers to come
amongst them, their tone of thinking and speaking will improve. They 'll
do their daily work in a better spirit, and enjoy their leisure with a
higher zest.'”
“Strange sentiments from one such as you pictured to me last night.”
“Lord love ye, that's his way. He beats all the Temperance 'Postles
about condemning drink. He can tell more anecdotes of the mischief it
works, explain better its evil on the health, and the injury it works in
a man's natur', than all the talkers ever came out of the Mayne
Convention.”
“Which scarcely says much for the force of his convictions,” said
Layton, smiling.
“I only wish he heard you say so, Britisher; if he would n't chase you
up a pretty high tree, call _me_ a land crab! I remember well, one
night, how he lectured on that very point and showed that what was
vulgarly called hypocrisy was jest neither more nor less than a diseased
and exaggerated love of approbation,--them's his words; I took 'em down
and showed 'em to him next morning, and all he said was, 'I suppose I
said it arter dinner.'”
“Am I to see your friend and make his acquaintance?” asked Layton.
“Well,” said the other, with some hesitation, “I rayther suspect not; he
said as much that he did n't like meeting any one from the old country.
It's my idea that he warn't over well treated there, somehow, though he
won't say it.”
“But as one who has never seen him before, and in all likelihood is
never to see him again--”
“No use; whenever he makes up his mind in that quiet way he never
changes, and he said, 'I 'll do all you want, only don't bring me
forward. I have my senses now, and shame is one of 'em!'”
“You increase my desire to see and know this poor fellow.”
“Mayhap you're a-thinkin', Britisher, whether, if you could wile him
away from me, you could n't do a good stroke of work with him down
South,--eh? wasn't that it?”
“No, on my word; nothing of the kind. My desire was simply to know if I
could n't serve him where he was, and where he is probably to remain.”
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