That ponderous Mr. Grunderson, who plunged heavily down upon Maude’s
central ottoman, a miraculous combination of upholstery and
floriculture--that shining bald-headed Mr. Grunderson, who sat placidly
grinning at the company, and addressed his hostess as “Mum”--had begun
life as a market-gardener; and, had Mrs. Tredethlyn been born some
twenty years earlier, would have been proud to supply her with azaleas
and camellias for the decoration of the ottoman upon which he was now
sitting. The march of progress, and the accompanying march of bricks and
mortar, had driven before them the cabbages and strawberry-beds, the
cucumber-frames and young plantations of evergreens, by the cultivation
of which Mr. Grunderson and his forefathers had lived comfortably upon
one-o’clock dinners of fat bacon and indigestible dumplings, with
occasional varieties of butcher’s meat, thinking themselves passing rich
when their ledgers showed a profit of two or three hundred pounds at the
end of the year.
The march of civilization, or rather the march of the myrmidons of that
unreasoning despot, that implacable ruler, whom women call Fashion,
always pushing westward, had contrived to push Mr. Grunderson’s gardens
off the face of the earth, and in so doing had set a Pactolus flowing
steadily into Mr. Grunderson’s pocket. The wealth poured in upon him
with a rapidity which was like nothing but a fairy tale. That heroic
Jack of the nursery story--who, by the bye, seems to have had no
surname--never looked in more amazement on the bean-stalk that shot into
the very skies in a single night, than did the honest market-gardener at
the stuccoed district which had arisen, seven or eight stories and a
campanello tower high, on the fields where he remembered execrating the
slugs on dewy mornings a few years before. Where a prairie of bright red
stocks had perfumed all the summer air with spicy odours, a square of
stately mansions stared grimly at each other, and prime ministers’
carriages rolled with meteor lamps through the midnight darkness. Where
ragged children, and gaunt sunburnt women, in blucher-boots and with
indescribable bonnets balanced on their freckled noses, had weeded
strawberry-beds for a pitiful sixpence a day, duchesses trailed their
silken trains and wearied of the rolling hours after the approved manner
of their kind in the pages of the poets and romancers. The
transformation was as perfect as it had been rapid; and instead of the
cabbages and cabbage-roses, the cucumber-frames and hothouse flowers of
his youth and early manhood, Mr. Grunderson found himself, at fifty
years of age, proprietor of ground-rents that made him a millionaire. He
had only one child, a daughter, who had been educated for some fifty
pounds a year at a seminary for young ladies, in which she had been
cruelly snubbed on account of her father’s cabbages, and who was now
determined to revenge herself on the companions of her blighted youth by
the splendour of her womanhood.
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