"But I've got the sperit to put up a man's bars, and it's all the same
as if I did put 'em up," answered the old man, with some irritation.
"Miss Eulie and the rest of yer is allers sayin' we must have the
sperit of willingness to give up the hull world and suffer martyrdom on
what looks in the picture like a big gridiron. She says we must have
the sperit of them who was cold and hungry and the lions eat up and was
sawn in two pieces and had an awful time generally for the sake of the
Lord, and that's the way the Christians manage it nowadays. My wife
gets all the money she can and keeps it, but she says she has the
sperit to give up the hull world. I wish she'd give up enough of it to
keep me in good terbacker. Mighty few nice bits would the old man git
wasn't it for you and Miss Eulie. Then I watch the good people goin' to
church. 'Mazin' few out wet Sundays. But no doubt they've all got the
'sperit' to go. They would jist as lief be sawn in two pieces 'in
sperit' as not, if they can only sleep late in the mornin' and have a
good dinner and save their Sunday-go-to-meetin' clothes from gettin'
wet. It must be so, for the Lord gets mighty little worship out of the
church on rainy Sundays. If it wasn't for you and Miss Eulie I don't
know what would become of the old man and all the rest of the sick and
feeble foiks around here. I ask my wife why she doesn't go to see 'em
sometimes. She says she has the 'sperit to go,' but she hasn't time and
strength. So I have the 'sperit' to put up a man's bars while I sit
here and smoke, and what's more, Miss Annie, I did it as long as I was
able."
"You did indeed, Daddy, and, though unintentionally, you have given me
a good lesson. We little deserve to be mentioned with those Christians
who in olden times suffered the loss of all things, and life itself."
"Lord bless you, child, I didn't mean you. Whether you've got the
sperit to do a thing or not yer allers do it, and in a sweet, natteral
way, as if you couldn't help it. When my wife enters on a good work it
makes me think of a funeral. I'm 'mazin' glad you didn't live in old
times, 'cause the lions would have got you sure 'nuff. Though, if it
had to be, I would kinder liked to have been the lion:" and the old
man's eyes twinkled humorously, while Gregory laughed heartily.
"Oh, Daddy Tuggar!" exclaimed Annie, "that is the most awful compliment
I ever received. If you, with your spirit, were the only lion I had to
deal with, I should never become a martyr. You shall have some jelly
instead, and now I must go home in order to have it made before Sunday."
"Wait a moment," said Gregory. "You were about to tell us how I caused
you to 'fall from grace.'"
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