American fiction -- 19th century; California -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories
Its arrival was therefore looked forward to with great expectancy when
the hotel was finished and occupied by the combined Excelsior companies.
It was to come from New York via San Francisco, where, however,
there was some delay in its transshipment, and still further delay at
Sacramento. It finally reached the settlement over the new wagon
road, and was among the first freight carried there by the new
express company, and delivered into the new express office. The
box--a packing-case, nearly three feet square by five feet long--bore
superficial marks of travel and misdirection, inasmuch as the original
address was quite obliterated and the outside lid covered with corrected
labels. It was carried to a private sitting-room in the hotel, where
its beauty was to be first disclosed to the president of the united
companies, three of the committee, and the excited and triumphant
purchaser. A less favored crowd of members and workmen gathered
curiously outside the room. Then the lid was carefully removed,
revealing a quantity of shavings and packing paper which still hid the
outlines of the goddess. When this was promptly lifted a stare of blank
astonishment fixed the faces of the party! It was succeeded by a quick,
hysteric laugh, and then a dead silence.
Before them lay a dressmaker's dummy, the wire and padded model on
which dresses are fitted and shown. With its armless and headless bust,
abruptly ending in a hooped wire skirt, it completely filled the sides
of the box.
“Shut the door,” said the president promptly.
The order was obeyed. The single hysteric shriek of laughter had been
followed by a deadly, ironical silence. The president, with supernatural
gravity, lifted it out and set it up on its small, round, disk-like
pedestal.
“It's some cussed fool blunder of that confounded express company,”
burst out the unlucky purchaser. But there was no echo to his outburst.
He looked around with a timid, tentative smile. But no other smile
followed his.
“It looks,” said the president, with portentous gravity, “like the
beginnings of a fine woman, that MIGHT show up, if you gave her time,
into a first-class goddess. Of course she ain't all here; other boxes
with sections of her, I reckon, are under way from her factory, and will
meander along in the course of the year. Considerin' this as a sample--I
think, gentlemen,” he added, with gloomy precision, “we are prepared to
accept it, and signify we'll take more.”
“It ain't, perhaps, exactly the idee that we've been led to expect from
previous description,” said Dick Flint, with deeper seriousness; “for
instance, this yer branch of thorns we heard of ez bein' held behind her
is wantin', as is the arms that held it; but even if they had arrived,
anybody could see the thorns through them wires, and so give the hull
show away.”
“Jam it into its box again, and we'll send it back to the confounded
express company with a cussin' letter,” again thundered the wretched
purchaser.
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