Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & BarrelhouseWylie, Philip
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Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & Barrelhouse
Wylie, Philip
Authors -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Patients -- Fiction; Philosophy -- Fiction
Marcia was staring at me. "So all right," she said. "Paul's just a
little kid. He's not even a good boyfriend. Too jittery. I thought I
could teach him. He doesn't really want to learn. He thinks a dame is
made of soap bubbles and lives on a pedestal a mile high. He thinks sex
is something for pack trips in the mountains and spruce boughs. I got
sick to death of his pack-trip monologue! Who wouldn't? Lying with a
guy on a good inner-spring mattress and listening to him yak about pine
needles! Drenching myself in cologne--and hearing him rave about stable
smells! I was ready to spring myself, when we had that lunch. And you
gave me the excuse. I'd saved up mad enough for six girls--and I let
him have it."
"He asked for it."
"Did he!"
"But you gave him the wrong medicine. Why didn't you tell him it wasn't
the disapproval of an uncle--the looks to come from men--but--the
spruce routine?"
"Haven't you any feelings? That was his dream. Why louse that up,
too? Let him dream! Someday, God knows, he may even meet one of those
spruce-loving dopes with cute little things in her flannel blouse and
her jodhpurs. Let him have her! I got tired of my uptown personality
the minute I realized it led straight to the Rocky Mountains--and the
farther from camp the better."
"He grew up in the West."
"Pardon my spurs!" Tears filled her eyes. "I'm a sap, too. For a
while--I really was in heaven. I really thought--this is love. Ye
gods! What can happen to people who should know better is--unfair to
humanity! And then I began looking for an out. I worked. Sure. Honest
working wife--for a couple of weeks. Then--working wife has lunch with
the floor manager--in a hotel room rented for the lunch. One club
sandwich--and one good, busy change from Paul. Then the stockboy--a
hot-looking wop with long hair--took me out in his department to show
me the new materials--and the place was deserted. So I knew I was a
sap!"
I thought that over. "I'm glad you told me. I know how it is. I don't
mind. It's you--and that's that. But there's one thing I wish you'd do.
Write Paul a letter. Don't try to teach him a lesson by letting him see
you here. He'd just tear up the place--or maybe hurt you--"
"We've got a boy in the kitchen to take care of rough stuff."
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