Original Penny Readings: A Series of Short SketchesFenn, George Manville
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Original Penny Readings: A Series of Short Sketches
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction; Short stories
"Take him into custody, p'leeceman," says the baker; "he stole a
quartern loaf. Comes into my shop a-beggin', and because I would not
give him anythin' he whips up a quartern loaf and bolts with it, but I
ran after him and ketched him."
Well, I looks at the baker and I looks at the man, and I thinks to
myself, "Here's a case." But there was nothin' else for it, so I takes
the loaf under my arm, and gets hold of the poor shiverin' crittur, and
away we goes with a long train of boys and sech a follerin of us; but
what with the bad night and the long ways as we had to go, they soon all
drops off, and we goes along together, me and the poor chap, with only
the people a lookin' at us as we passed 'em.
"P'leeceman," says my prisoner all at once, and it was the first word he
had spoken. "P'leeceman," he says, "are you a man?"
Well, yer see, sir, I didn't like my job that evenin', for it raly did
seem as if the poor chap took the bread because he was a starvin', and
he wasn't a common chap neither, and we knows pretty well what sort a
feller is by his looks, I can tell yer. So when he says them words in
such an appealin' way like, I ain't werry soft, but I didn't like my job
half so much as I did afore. However, it don't do for us to be soft, so
I says quite chuffy, as if I'd cut up rough--
"What d'yer mean?" I says. "Were you ever hungry--ever famishing?"
"Well," I says, "I can't say I ever was, but I've been precious dry."
"Ah!" he says, with a sigh as went right through me, for I could see
there was no sham in him, and then he hangs down his head and walks on
without sayin' a word.
He didn't say no more, so I thinks perhaps as he was hungry, and I says,
you may as well carry this here loaf, and if it is picked why it don't
much matter.
Lord, sir, it was a precious good job we weren't in a busy street, for
I'm blessed if he didn't ketch hold of my hand with both his and bust
out a cryin' just like a child.
"Hold up, old chap," I says, "I don't want to be rough with you. Are
yer hungry?"
"It's those at home," he says, "those at home; but I can't help it, I'm
weak--weak--weak."
And I'm blessed if he wasn't, sir, so weak that he tottered in his walk,
and I could see there was no dodge in him, poor chap. Jest then we
comes up to an "All hot" can, "Two or none for a penny," yer knows.
Beefsteaks and hot kidney; so I pulls up, makin' believe as I should
like one myself, and we has some half-a-dozen I think I bought, and
makes him have best part of 'em; but, Lord bless yer, he wouldn't touch
'em, but begs of me to take 'em to Number 99, King's Court.
"For God's sake," he says, "take 'em, and I'll bless yer."
"Now come," I says, "none o' that ere; you're in custody, you know, so
you'll jest eat them kidney or beefsteak pies, or whatsomever they is,
and then come along; and if so be as you wants half-a-dozen hot kidney,
or a few taters, or what not, took to number 99, King's Court, why I
knows the man as'll take 'em, so peg away."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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