Cabby says luck's sure to turn sometime; so he munches his potato on or in his cab; goes "tic" for a screw of tobacco, for which he seldom finds the screw on too tightly, and then smokes and waits patiently for a fare. When he is down on his luck, and has nothing else to live upon, he exists upon Hope; and she deals as gently with the rough-clothed, battle-scarred veteran of the streets as with the Hon Charley Fitzgauntlet of the Blues, when Fortune frowns and he has gambled away half his patrimony at the Derby. But if Cabby makes himself comfortable at times, surely he is not much to be blamed, for this world is not peopled with abstemious Dr Franklins, and when Cabby has the money in his pocket, and smells a good dinner, who can blame him that he eats, pays, and then waits for the next? Perhaps it comes punctually, perhaps it does not; still he waits, as Trotty Veck did, for his jobs; the bells cried, "Job coming soon, Toby;" and it always did come sooner or later. And so, like Toby's, Cabby's job comes sooner or later, and then he does as wiser men do--eats, drinks, and is merry, "quaffing amber draughts from the pearly pewter's foam"--draughts that make glad his heart, and sometimes unsteady his hand. But cab-horses are not given to run away-- we have sometimes wished they were--that is, if they would keep in the right direction. Still it is very rarely that Cabby meets with a mishap through careless driving. Accidents he does have, 'tis true; but, considered in relation to the thousands of miles traversed, their paucity is wonderful. "But they're a shocking set, my dear; lazy, good-for-nothing creatures-- cheating, story-telling fellows. Whatever you do, take the man's number before you enter his cab." So says Mrs British Matron. But this is not all true. Cabby can cheat, lie, and be good for nothing; but he has his honest phase; and, poor fellow, he has a hard time of it. The wind whistles down the street on a dark night; the rain or sleet drives in cutting clouds round the corners; and Dives' son and daughter, to return from dinner or party, send for a cab. The first Cabby has been sitting for a couple of hours fareless upon his box, and as his half-frozen Rosinante is drawn up at the door of the well-lit house, Cabby stiffly descends, and begins to dance upon the pavement, and beat warmth into his breast after the popular mode of "Two thieves whopping a rascal." All this while there is a round of "good-byeing," and "dearing," shawling, wrapping, and goloshing; and then the thoughtful head of the house hopes that the cabman is a member of the Bonded Brotherhood of Bottle Scorners, and thinks Thomas had better take a hand candlestick and look at the man's number. The hand candlestick goes out, and so does the candle; for directly the white-stockinged legs of Thomas are outside the hall door the light is extinct, and the bearer fares like poor Mr Winkle on the windy night at Bath, for he is banged out of the house.