Original Plays, Second SeriesGilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
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Original Plays, Second Series
Gilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
English drama; Operas -- Librettos
The air is charged with amatory numbers--
Soft madrigals, and dreamy lovers’ lays.
Peace, peace, old heart! Why waken from its slumbers
The aching memory of the old, old days?
BALLAD.
Time was when Love and I were well acquainted.
Time was when we walked ever hand in hand,
A saintly youth, with worldly thought untainted--
None better loved than I in all the land!
Time was when maidens of the noblest station,
Forsaking even military men,
Would gaze upon me, rapt in adoration.
Ah me! I was a fair young curate then!
Had I a headache? sighed the maids assembled;
Had I a cold? welled forth the silent tear;
Did I look pale? then half a parish trembled;
And when I coughed all thought the end was near.
I had no care--no jealous doubts hung o’er me;
For I was loved beyond all other men.
Fled gilded dukes and belted earls before me.
Ah me! I was a pale young curate then!
[_At the conclusion of the ballad, MRS. PARTLET comes forward with
CONSTANCE._
_Mrs. P._ Good day, reverend sir.
_Dr. D._ Ah, good Mrs. Partlet, I am glad to see you. And your little
daughter, Constance! Why, she is quite a little woman, I declare!
_Con._ (_aside_). Oh, mother, I cannot speak to him!
_Mrs. P._ Yes, reverend sir, she is nearly eighteen, and as good a girl
as ever stepped. (_Aside to DR. D._) Ah, sir, I’m afraid I shall soon
lose her!
_Dr. D._ (_aside to MRS. P._). Dear me! you pain me very much. Is she
delicate?
_Mrs. P._ Oh no, sir; I don’t mean that; but young girls look to get
married.
_Dr. D._ Oh, I take you. To be sure. But there’s plenty of time for
that. Four or five years hence, Mrs. Partlet, four or five years hence.
But when the time _does_ come, I shall have much pleasure in marrying
her myself----
_Con._ (_aside_). Oh, mother!
_Dr. D._ To some strapping young fellow in her own rank of life.
_Con._ (_in tears_). He does _not_ love me!
_Mrs. P._ I have often wondered, reverend sir (if you’ll excuse the
liberty), that _you_ have never married.
_Dr. D._ (_aside_). Be still, my fluttering heart!
_Mrs. P._ A clergyman’s wife does so much good in a village. Besides
that, you are not so young as you were, and before very long you will
want somebody to nurse you, and look after your little comforts.
_Dr. D._ Mrs. Partlet, there is much truth in what you say. I am indeed
getting on in years, and a helpmate would cheer my declining days.
Time was when it might have been; but I have left it too long. I am an
old fogey now, am I not, my dear? (_to CONSTANCE_)--a very old fogey,
indeed. Ha! ha! No, Mrs. Partlet, my mind is quite made up. I shall
live and die a solitary old bachelor.
_Con._ Oh, mother, mother! (_Sobs on MRS. PARTLET’S bosom._)
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