Original Plays, Second SeriesGilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
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Original Plays, Second Series
Gilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
English drama; Operas -- Librettos
_Spread._ Yes, very sudden--terribly sudden. I only heard of my
appointment two days ago, in London, and I’m to join my ship to-night.
It’s very sudden indeed--and--and I’ve come to say good-bye.
_Jen._ Good-bye. (_Offering her hand._)
_Spread._ Oh, but not like that, Jenny! Are you in a hurry?
_Jen._ Oh dear no, I thought you were; won’t you sit down? (_They
sit._) And so your sisters are quite well?
_Spread._ Not very; they are rather depressed at my going so soon. It
may seem strange to you, but they will miss me.
_Jen._ I’m sure they will. I should be terribly distressed at your
going--if I were your sister. And you’re going for so long!
_Spread._ I’m not likely to return for a great many years.
_Jen._ (_with a little suppressed emotion_). I’m so sorry we shall not
see you again. Papa will be very sorry.
_Spread._ More sorry than you will be?
_Jen._ Well, no, I shall be very sorry, too--very, _very_ sorry--there!
_Spread._ How very kind of you to say so.
_Jen._ We have known each other so long--so many years, and we’ve
always been good friends, and it’s always sad to say good-bye for the
last time (_he is delighted_) to anybody! (_he relapses_). It’s so very
sad when one knows for certain that it _must_ be the last time.
_Spread._ I can’t tell you how happy I am to hear you say it’s so sad.
But (_hopefully_) my prospects are not altogether hopeless, there’s one
chance for me yet. I’m happy to say I’m extremely delicate, and there’s
no knowing, the climate may not agree with me, and I may be invalided
home! (_very cheerfully_).
_Jen._ Oh! but that would be very dreadful.
_Spread._ Oh, yes, of course it would be dreadful in one sense; but
it--it would have its advantages. (_Looking uneasily at WILCOX, who is
hard at work._) Wilcox is hard at work, I see.
_Jen._ Oh, yes, Wilcox is hard at work. He is very industrious.
_Spread._ Confoundedly industrious! He is working in the sun without
his hat. (_Significantly._)
_Jen._ Poor fellow.
_Spread._ Isn’t it injudicious, at his age?
_Jen._ Oh, I don’t think it will hurt him.
_Spread._ I really think it will. (_He motions to her to send him
away._)
_Jen._ Do you? Wilcox, Mr. Spreadbrow is terribly distressed because
you are working in the sun.
_Wil._ That’s mortal good of him. (_Aside, winking._) They want me to
go. All right; he can’t do much harm now. (_Aloud._) Well, sir, the sun
is hot, and I’ll go and look after the cucumbers away yonder, right at
the other end of the garden. (_WILCOX going--SPREADBROW is delighted._)
_Jen._ No, no, no!--don’t go away! Stop here, only put on your hat.
That’s what Mr. Spreadbrow meant. (_WILCOX puts on his hat._) There,
_now_ are you happy?
_Spread._ I suppose it will soon be his dinner-time?
_Jen._ Oh, he _has_ dined. You _have_ dined, haven’t you, Wilcox?
_Wil._ Oh, yes, miss, _I’ve_ dined, thank ye kindly.
_Jen._ Yes; he has dined! Oh! I quite forgot!
_Spread._ What?
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