Original Plays, Second SeriesGilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
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Original Plays, Second Series
Gilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
English drama; Operas -- Librettos
_Jen._ I must interrupt you for a moment, Wilcox; I quite forgot that I
promised to send some flowers to Captain Dampier this afternoon. Will
you cut them for me?
_Wil._ Yes, miss, (_knowingly_). Out of the conservatory, I suppose,
miss? (_WILCOX going, SPREADBROW again delighted._)
_Jen._ No, these will do. (_Pointing to open-air flower
beds--SPREADBROW again disappointed._) Stop, on second thoughts perhaps
you _had_ better take them out of the conservatory, and cut them
carefully--there’s no hurry.
_Wil._ (_aside._) _I_ understand! Well, poor young chap, let him be,
let him be; he’s going to be turned off to-night, and his last meal may
as well be a hearty one. [_Exit WILCOX._
_Spread._ (_rises in great delight_). How good of you--how very kind of
you!
_Jen._ To send Captain Dampier some flowers?
_Spread._ (_much disappointed_). Do you really want to send that fellow
some flowers?
_Jen._ To be sure I do. Why should I have asked Wilcox to cut them?
_Spread._ I thought--I was a great fool to think so--but I thought it
might have been because we could talk more pleasantly alone.
_Jen._ I really wanted some flowers; but, as you say, we certainly can
talk more pleasantly alone. (_She busies herself with preparing the
sycamore._)
_Spread._ I’ve often thought that nothing is such a check on--pleasant
conversation--as the presence of--of--a gardener--who is not interested
in the subject of conversation.
_Jen._ (_gets the tree, and cuts off the matting with which it is bound
with garden scissors which she has brought with her from the table_).
Oh, but Wilcox is very interested in everything that concerns you. Do
let me call him back.
_Spread._ No, no; not on my account!
_Jen._ He and I were having quite a discussion about you when you
arrived. (_Digging a hole for tree._)
_Spread._ About me?
_Jen._ Yes; indeed we almost quarrelled about you.
_Spread._ What, was he abusing me then?
_Jen._ Oh, no; he was speaking of you in the highest terms.
_Spread._ (_much taken aback_). Then--_you_ were abusing me!
_Jen._ N--no, not exactly _that_; I--I didn’t agree with all he
said--(_he is much depressed, she notices this_) at least, not openly.
_Spread._ (_hopefully_). Then you did secretly?
_Jen._ I shan’t tell you.
_Spread._ Why?
_Jen._ Because it will make you dreadfully vain. There!
_Spread._ (_delighted_). Very--very dreadfully vain? (_he takes her
hand_).
_Jen._ Very dreadfully vain indeed. Don’t! (_Withdraws her hand. During
this she is digging the hole, kneeling on the edge of the flower bed;
he advances to her and kneels on edge of bed near her._)
_Spread._ Do you know it’s most delightful to hear you say that? It’s
without exception the most astonishingly pleasant thing I’ve ever heard
in the whole course of my life! (_Sees the sycamore._) Is that the tree
I brought you? (_Rises from his knees._)
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