Original Plays, Second SeriesGilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
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Original Plays, Second Series
Gilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
English drama; Operas -- Librettos
_Dan._ No; though for years I never passed a strange face but I peered
into it--for I knowed every line o’ his, though I never heerd his name.
Knowed it! Why, it burnt in my eyeballs, so that I see it in the dark!
I seed it everywhere--I seed it in the forge, and be sure I raked it
out!--I seed it red-hot on my anvil, and be sure I hammered with a
will! After a while (but it was a weary while!) the thought come that
mayhap he had perished in the gale, so I thought less about it; and
Dolly seemed more like my own. Yet the old fear comes back, odd times,
and, oh, Geoffrey, it’s like enough she’ll be taken from me yet.
_Enter DOROTHY from cottage._
_Dor._ Oh, father, a gentleman, whose horse hath cast a shoe, hath need
of thy services in the yard.
_Dan._ A gentleman, eh?
_Dor._ It is Master Reuben Haines, Sir Jasper’s bailiff. He passed this
way twice before to prepare for Sir Jasper’s arrival; but that was when
thou wast away at Norwich.
_Dan._ And what manner of man is he?
_Dor._ A strange man, full of unmeaning jests, who maketh faces at me
which doth fright me much, and he rolleth his eyes in a manner fearful
to behold.
_Dan._ A town fashion, Dolly, who knows? Ha! ha! Take no heed of his
faces. Make him welcome, for there’s no foreseein’; it may serve us,
one day, to stand well with the bailiff! Come, Geoffrey, and lend me a
hand. I’ll see to his horse.
[_GEOFFREY kisses DOROTHY and exit with DAN’L._
_Enter REUBEN in riding dress, from cottage._
_Reu._ Good morrow, pretty Mistress Dorothy! We have not forgotten
one another, I see! And how has time sped with thee since I saw thee
last? Has it crept, crawled, drawled, dragged, and dawdled for lack
of a certain merry old man who whiled away a certain half-hour with
thee two months since with curious quip, quaint retort, and surprising
conundrum? Dost thou remember that half-hour, Dorothy? _I_ do. In
the course of it I said many rare things to thee, complimentary and
insinuating things of amatory significance and connubial import, neatly
disguised, or, as one may say, embalmed, in an outer husk of delicate
epigram. And thou didst listen! Ye gods! how thou didst listen! I love
a good listener.
_Dor._ Sir, I do indeed remember your coming; but as for your sayings,
I was silent, for I understood them not. Is--is Sir Jasper at hand?
_Enter DAN’L DRUCE, unobserved, at back._
_Reu._ He will be here anon. Some village clowns are plaguing him with
an address--a scurvy long one, and writ in very false jingle. I heard
the first lines thereof; it began:
“Sir Jasper Combe, to welcome you
We do as much as we can do:
Here live and die--to House and Tomb
We welcome you, Sir Jasper Combe!”
It did so move me to laughter that Sir Jasper, who hath no sense of the
ridiculous, did order me to ride on. But I doubt not that even he is
laughing heartily thereat, by this time!
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