"You're like cats--the pack of you--never do what a reasonable
creature wants, or expects. Put a bowl for 'em and they'll only
drink out of a jug. Call 'em to the fire, they'll go to the window.
Ope the window for 'em and they'll turn round and make you ope the
door. And only a born fool wastes time or thought to please a cat;
and be damned if ever I will again."
"Be you talking about Susan, or me?" asked Mrs. Honeysett, with
rising colour. She did not know what was disturbing Joe's mind and
began to feel angry. He pursued his own dark thoughts a moment
longer and then, as she rose to leave him, he broke his news.
"Not an hour ago, when all was peace and I had been able to tell the
household I found myself well again, and was turning over an
advertisement for a new horseman, they crept before me, hand in
hand--like a brace of children."
"Who did?"
"Why, Susan and that blasted sarpent, Palk."
"Palk a sarpent!"
"Do, for God's sake, shut up and listen, and don't keep interrupting.
They came afore me. And Palk said that, owing to a wonderful bit of
news, he hoped we was going to part friends and not enemies, though
he was afraid as he might have to give me another jar. Then I told
him to drop my darter's hand that instant moment and not come
mountybanking about when he ought to be at work; and then he said
that Susan had taken him, and they hoped afore long to be married!"
"Mercy on us, Joe!"
"That's what I heard this morning. And the woman put in her oar when
I asked Palk if he was drunk. She said she loved him well and
dearly, and hoped that I wouldn't fling no cold water over her great
joy, or be any the less a kind father to her. Got it all by heart of
course."
"What a world! That's the last thing ever I should have thought to
fall out."
"Or any other sane human. It's a wicked outrage in my opinion and
done, of course, for revenge, because I cast the man away--cunning
devil!"
"Don't you say that. You must take a higher line, Joe.
Soosie-Toosie's a good woman, and you always said Thomas was a good
man."
"He's not a good man. He's a beast of a man--underhand and sly and
scheming. He's got one of them hateful, cast-iron memories, and when
I began to talk to them and soon had my daughter dumb, it was Palk,
if you please, opened his mouth and withstood me and flung my own
words in my face."
"What words?"
"And it shows kind speech to that fashion of man be no better than
cheese-cakes to a pig. I told him to think twice before he made
himself a laughing-stock to the parish, and then he minded me of the
past and a thing spoke when I sacked him, a fortnight ago. I've gone
so weak as a mouse over this job I can tell you."
"Take your time. What had you said to him?"
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