He made a lark of opening his gifts for the delight of the children. A
truce had been effected between the Fosdicks and Watermans by which each
of the young Amzis bestowed a box of neckties of approximately the same
value upon their uncle. Little Susan gave him a muffler; the sisters had
joined in a new easy chair which Jeremiah now carried in; their husbands
had combined in their usual tribute of cigars. A toy and a five-dollar
gold-piece for each child; the little chamois-skin bags of gold-pieces
for the sisters; a book for each brother-in-law, completed Amzi's
offerings. He announced to the children that he was going to build a
toboggan in the back yard for their joint use just as soon as spring
came. This was a surprise and called forth much joyous chorusing from
the youngsters, whose parents viewed this pendant to the expected gifts
with satisfaction, as indicating the increasing warmth of Amzi's
affection for their children.
"You are always generous, Amzi," said Mrs. Waterman fervidly. "You can
put the toboggan on our lot if you like."
"And cut down the trees! I should rather do without it than destroy a
single one of the old beeches," averred Mrs. Hastings, who, having no
children to enjoy the felicities of tobogganing, was not deeply
interested in the project.
"No trees shall be cut down," replied Amzi quickly; "I'm going to put it
on my own place. You can't tell but I may use it myself more or
less--after dark. The children won't mind, and the doctors say I need
exercise."
Mrs. Waterman pinched her young Amzi, who sweetly chirruped, "We'd love
to have you use it, Uncle Amzi."
"If Uncle Amzi falls off and breaks hims neck, it would be so fun-nee,"
piped Susan delightedly.
"Susan!" exclaimed Susan's mother, lifting a severe finger.
"It _would_ be fun-nee. Wouldn't it be fun-nee, Aunt Katie? Danny
Holton, he fell off hims bicycle going down hims toboggan and breaked
one leg; and it ain't got mended yet. And papa says Uncle Amzi's so fat
an' he tumble on the ice it would smash him like a old cucumber. Yes, I
did, too, hear him say it. Didn't you hear him say it, mamma?"
Mrs. Fosdick had heard nothing of the kind, for the excellent reason, as
her husband declared, that no such impious thought had ever crossed his
mind, much less expressed itself in Susan's presence.
Amzi roared with delight, caught up Susan and planted her on his
shoulder. Even if Paul Fosdick really had compared him to a mature
cucumber it did not greatly matter. Fanny Fosdick glared at her Paul.
All the adults present except Amzi were plainly distressed. Mrs.
Hastings, being childless and therefore entitled to her opinions as to
the rearing of children, resolved that at last she must speak to Fanny
about Susie. And all this embarrassment and irritation by the guileless
Susie had not disturbed Amzi one whit. Amzi had no intention of
rewriting his will to punish Susie, or her forbears.
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