Our Casualty, and Other Stories: 1918Birmingham, George A.
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Our Casualty, and Other Stories: 1918
Birmingham, George A.
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Irish
“Nothing at first. We bumped about a bit for five or six hours, and
Temple got frightfully sick again. I never saw a man sicker. Hazlewood
kept on muddling about with charts, and doing sums on sheets of paper,
and consulting with O’Meara. I suppose they wanted to make sure that
they’d got to the right place. At last, just about sunset, a small
steamer turned up. She hung about all night, and next day we started
early, about four o’clock, and got the guns out of her, or some of them.
We couldn’t take the whole cargo, of course, in a 30-ton yacht I don’t
know how many more guns she had. Perhaps she hadn’t any more. Only our
little lot Anyhow, I was jolly glad when the job was over. There was
a bit of a roll--nothing much, you know, but quite enough to make it
pretty awkward. Temple got over his sea-sickness, which was a comfort.
I suppose the excitement cured him. The way we worked was this--but I
daresay you wouldn’t understand, even if I told you.”
“Is it very technical? I mean, must you use many sea words?”
“Must,” said Sam. “We were at sea, you know.”
“Well,” I said, “perhaps you’d better leave that part out. Tell me what
you did with the guns when you’d got them.”
“Right. It was there the fun really came in. Not that I’m complaining
about the other part. It was sport all right, but the funny part, the
part you’ll like, came later. What _about_ another cigar?”
I rang the bell, and got two more cigars for Sam.
“We had rather a tiresome passage home,” he said. “It kept on falling
calm, and O’Meara’s motor isn’t very powerful. It took us a clear week
to work our way up to the County Down coast. It was there we landed, in
a poky little harbour. We went in at night, and had to wait for a full
tide to get in at all. We got the sails of the boat outside, and just
strolled in, so to speak, with the wretched little engine doing about
half it could. Hazlewood told me that he expected four motor-cars to
meet us, and that I was to take one of them, and drive like hell into
County Armagh. There I was to call at a house belonging to O’Meara, and
hand over my share of the guns. He said he hoped I knew my way about
those parts, because it would be awkward for me trying to work with road
maps when I ought to drive fast. I said I knew that country like the
palm of my hand. The governor’s parish is up there, you know.”
Sam certainly ought to know County Down. He was brought up there, and
must have walked, cycled, and driven over most of the roads.
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