Our Casualty, and Other Stories: 1918Birmingham, George A.
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Our Casualty, and Other Stories: 1918
Birmingham, George A.
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Irish
Mr. Robinson, the auctioneer, drove up in his dogcart. He touched his
hat to Colonel Eden, gave an order to his clerk and crossed the yard
briskly. He twisted the cigarette he smoked into the corner of his mouth
with deft movements of his lips, waved his hand to various acquaintances
and looked round him with quick, cheerful glances. No man in the country
was quicker to appreciate the financial worth of a crowd. He knew before
a single bid was made whether people were in a mood to spend lavishly.
He found himself very well satisfied with the prospect of this
particular auction. The stuff he had to sell, indoors and out, was good.
The farmers were enjoying a prosperous season. They had money in their
pockets which they would certainly want to spend. Mr. Robinson had
visions of a percentage, his share of the proceeds, running into three
figures.
He began work in a corner of the yard with a cross-cut saw. The bidding
rose merrily to a point slightly higher than the cost of a similar saw
new in a shop. At 23/6 Mr. Robinson knocked it down to a purchaser who
seemed well satisfied. A number of small articles, scythes, barrows,
spades, were sold rapidly, Mr. Robinson moving round the yard from
outhouse to outhouse, surrounded by an eager crowd which pressed on him.
His progress was not unlike that of a queen bee at swarming time. He
made--as she makes--short flights, and always at the end of them found
himself in the centre of a cluster of followers.
At about half-past twelve Mr. Robinson reached his most important lot.
He lit a fresh cigarette--his eighth--before putting up for sale a rick
of hay.
“About four tons,” said Mr. Robinson, “new meadow hay, well saved, saved
with not a drop of rain. Gentlemen, I needn’t tell you that this is a
rare, under existing conditions, a unique opportunity. Hay--you know
this better than I do--is at present unobtainable in the ordinary market.
Now, don’t disappoint me, gentlemen. Let me have a reasonable offer.
Thirty pounds. Did I hear some one say fifteen pounds? Less than four
pounds a ton! Now, gentlemen, really----”
But the crowd in front of Mr. Robinson knew just as well as he did that
four pounds a ton is not a reasonable offer. The bids succeeded each
other rapidly. The original fifteen pounds changed to twenty pounds,
then to twenty-five, rose a little more slowly to thirty pounds. At
thirty-two pounds the bidding hesitated. Mr. Robinson, dropping his
cigarette from his mouth, urged his clients on with gusts of eloquence.
There was a short spurt. The bids rose by five shillings at a time and
finally stopped dead at thirty-four pounds. The hay was sold at a little
over eight pounds a ton. Public interest, roused to boiling point by the
sale of a whole rick of hay, cooled down a little when Mr. Robinson went
on to the next lot on his list.
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