Our Casualty, and Other Stories: 1918Birmingham, George A.
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Our Casualty, and Other Stories: 1918
Birmingham, George A.
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Irish
The inference was a natural one. Mrs. O’Halloran always dealt with
plumbers when they came. She was the only person in the house who could
deal with plumbers.
“Or perhaps some men about the gas,” said Lady Devereux. “I hope they
won’t want to come in here.”
The pleasant quiet life in Lady Devereux’ house was occasionally
broken by visits from plumbers and gas men. No one, however wealthy or
easygoing, can altogether escape the evils which have grown up with our
civilization.
“It’s not plumbers, my lady,” said Mrs. O’Halloran, “nor it isn’t gas
men. It’s Sinn Feiners.”
“Dear me, I suppose they want a subscription. My purse is on my writing
table, Mrs. O’Halloran. Will five shillings be enough? I think I ought
to give them something. I’m always so sorry for people who have to go
round from house to house collecting.”
“I have the three of them in the cloakroom downstairs and the key turned
on them,” said Mrs. O’Halloran.
It is quite possible that Lady Devereux might have expressed some
surprise at this drastic way of treating men, presumably well-meaning
men, who came to ask for money. Before she spoke again she was startled
by the sound of several rifle shots fired in the street outside her
house. She was not much startled, not at all alarmed. A rifle fired in
the open air at some distance does not make a very terrifying sound.
“Dear me,” she said, “I wonder what that is. It sounds very like
somebody shooting.”
Mrs. O’Halloran went over to the window and opened it. There was a
narrow iron balcony outside. She stepped on to it.
“It’s soldiers, my lady,” she said. “They’re in the square.”
“I suppose it must be on account of the war,” said Lady Devereux.
She had learned--before Easter, 1916, everybody had learned--to put down
all irregularities to the war. Letters got lost in the post. The price
of sugar rose. Men married unexpectedly, “on account of the war.”
“But I don’t think they ought to be allowed to shoot in the square,” she
added. “It might be dangerous.”
It was dangerous. A bullet--it must have passed very close to Mrs.
O’Halloran--buried itself in the wall of the morning room. A moment
later another pierced a mirror which hung over Lady Devereux’ writing
table. Mrs. O’Halloran came into the room again and shut the window.
“You’d think now,” she said “that them fellows were shooting at the
house.”
“I wish you’d go down and tell them to stop,” said Lady Devereux. “Of
course I know we ought to do all we can to help the soldiers, such
gallant fellows, suffering so much in this terrible war. Still I do
think they ought to be more careful where they shoot.”
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