Dyce soon understood that here, at all events, he was not called upon
for eloquence, or disquisition. Martin Blaydes had become rather dull
of car, and found it convenient to do most of the talking himself. Now
and then he turned his sneeze-menacing smile this way or that, and a
remark always claimed his courteous attention, but in general his eyes
were fixed on the glow of the fireplace, 'whilst he pursued a humorous
ramble from thought to thought, topic to topic. Evidently of local
politics he knew nothing and recked not at all; he seemed to take for
granted that Lashmar was about to sit in Parliament for Hollingford,
and that the young man represented lofty principles rarely combined
with public ambition.
"You may do something; I don't know, I don't know. Things are bad, I
fear, and likely to be worse. We had hopes, Mr. Lashmar, when the world
and I were young. In those days there was such a thing as zeal for
progress and progress didn't necessarily mean money. You know my view
of the matter, friend Breakspeare. Two causes explain the pass we've
come to--the power of women and the tyranny of finance. How does that
touch you, Mr. Lashmar?"
"Finance yes," Dyce replied. "It's the curse of the modern world. But
women?"
"Yes, yes, the 'monstrous regiment of women,' as the old writer hath
it. Look at the diseases from which we are suffering--materialism and
hysteria. The one has been intensified and extended, the other has
newly declared itself, since women came to the front. No materialist
like a woman; give her a voice in the control of things, and good-bye
to all our ideals. Hard cash, military glory, glittering and clanging
triumph--these be the gods of a woman's heart. Thought and talk drowned
by a scream; nerves worried into fiddle-strings. We had our vain
illusion; we were generous in our manly way. Open the door! Let the
women come forth and breathe fresh air! Justice for wives, an open
field for those who will not or cannot wed! We meant well, but it was a
letting out of the waters. There's your idle lady with the pretty face,
who wants to make laws for the amusement of breaking them. 'As a jewel
of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman without discretion.'
There's your hard-featured woman who thinks that nobody in the world
but she has brains. And our homes are tumbling about our heads, because
there's no one to look after them. 'One man among a thousand have I
found, but a woman among all those have I not found.' Back with them to
nursery and kitchen, pantry and herb-garden! Back with them, or we
perish."
Dyce wore a broad smile. He knew that he himself would have spoken thus
had he not been committed to another way of talking. Breakspeare, too,
smiled, but with only half-assent; he reserved his bigamous
alternative. Martin Blaydes took a long draught from his beaker, puffed
half-a-dozen rings of smoke, and pursued his diatribe in the same
good-natured growl.
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