Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
He drew up his letters; he sketched his ink-well; he got up the courage
to talk with the office manager…. To forget love and the beloved, men
have ascended in aeroplanes and conquered African tribes. To forget
love, a new, busy, much absorbed Mr. Wrenn, very much Ours, bustled
into Mr. Guilfogle’s office, slapped down his papers on the desk, and
demanded: “Here’s that plan about gettin’ the South interested that I
was telling you about. Say, honest, I’d like awful much to try it on.
I’d just have to have part time of one stenographer.”
“Well, you know our stenographers are pretty well crowded. But you can
leave the outline with me. I’ll look it over,” said Mr. Guilfogle.
That same afternoon the manager enthusiastically O. K.’d the plan. To
enthusiastically—O. K. is an office technology for saying, gloomily,
“Well, I don’t suppose it ’d hurt to try it, anyway, but for the love
of Mike be careful, and let me see any letters you send out.”
So Mr. Wrenn dictated a letter to each of their Southern merchants,
sending him a Dixieland Ink-well and inquiring about the crops. He had
a stenographer, an efficient intolerant young woman who wrote down his
halting words as though they were examples of bad English she wanted to
show her friends, and waited for the next word with cynical amusement.
“By gosh!” growled Bill Wrenn, the cattleman, “I’ll show her I’m
running this. I’ll show her she’s got another think coming.” But he
dictated so busily and was so hot to get results that he forgot the
girl’s air of high-class martyrdom.
He watched the Southern baseball results in the papers. He seized on
every salesman on the Southern route as he came in, and inquired about
the religion and politics of the merchants in his district. He even
forgot to worry about his next rise in salary, and found it much more
exciting to rush back for an important letter after a quick lunch than
to watch the time and make sure that he secured every minute of his
lunch-hour.
When October came—October of the vagabond, with the leaves brilliant
out on the Palisades, and Sixth Avenue moving-picture palaces cool
again and gay—Mr. Wrenn stayed late, under the mercury-vapor lights,
making card cross-files of the Southern merchants, their hobbies and
prejudices, and whistling as he worked, stopping now and then to slap
the desk and mutter, “By gosh! I’m gettin’ ’em—gettin’ ’em.”
He rarely thought of Istra till he was out on the street again, proud
of having worked so late that his eyes ached. In fact, his chief
troubles these days came when Mr. Guilfogle wouldn’t “let him put
through an idea.”
Their first battle was over Mr. Wrenn’s signing the letters personally;
for the letters, the office manager felt, were as much Ours as was Mr.
Wrenn, and should be signed by the firm. After some difficulty Mr.
Wrenn persuaded him that one of the best ways to handle a personal
letter was to make it personal. They nearly cursed each other before
Mr. Wrenn was allowed to use his own judgment.
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