Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
The orders—yes, they were growing larger. The Southern salesmen took
him out to dinner sometimes. But he was shy of them. They were so
knowing and had so many smoking-room stories. He still had not found
the friends he desired.
Miggleton’s restaurant, on Forty-second Street, was a romantic
discovery. Though it had “popular prices”—plain omelet, fifteen
cents—it had red and green bracket lights, mission-style tables, and
music played by a sparrowlike pianist and a violinist. Mr. Wrenn never
really heard the music, but while it was quavering he had a happier
appreciation of the Silk-Hat-Harry humorous pictures in the _Journal_,
which he always propped up against an oil-cruet. [That never caused him
inconvenience; he had no convictions in regard to salads.] He would
drop the paper to look out of the window at the Lazydays Improvement
Company’s electric sign, showing gardens of paradise on the instalment
plan, and dream of—well, he hadn’t the slightest idea what—something
distant and deliciously likely to become intimate. Once or twice he
knew that he was visioning the girl in soft brown whom he would “go
home to,” and who, in a Lazydays suburban residence, would play just
such music for him and the friends who lived near by. She would be as
clever as Istra, but “oh, more so’s you can go regular places with
her.”… Often he got good ideas about letters South, to be jotted down
on envelope backs, from that music.
At last comes the historic match-box incident.
On that October evening in 1910 he dined early at Miggleton’s. The
thirty-cent table d’hote was perfect. The cream-of-corn soup was, he
went so far as to remark to the waitress, “simply slick”; the Waldorf
salad had two whole walnuts in his portion alone.
The fat man with the white waistcoat, whom he had often noted as dining
in this same corner of the restaurant, smiled at him and said “Pleasant
evening” as he sat down opposite Mr. Wrenn and smoothed the two sleek
bangs which decorated the front of his nearly bald head.
The music included a “potpourri of airs from ‘The Merry Widow,’” which
set his foot tapping. All the while he was conscious that he’d made the
Seattle Novelty and Stationery Corner Store come through with a
five-hundred-dollar order on one of his letters.
The _Journal_ contained an editorial essay on “Friendship” which would
have been, and was, a credit to Cicero.
He laid down the paper, stirred his large cup of coffee, and stared at
the mother-of-pearl buttons on the waistcoat of the fat man, who was
now gulping down soup, opposite him. “My land!” he was thinking,
“friendship! I ain’t even begun to make all those friends I was going
to. Haven’t done a thing. Oh, I will; I must!”
“Nice night,” said the fat man.
“Yuh—it sure is,” brightly agreed Mr. Wrenn.
“Reg’lar Indian-Summer weather.”
“Yes, isn’t it! I feel like taking a walk on Riverside Drive—b’lieve I
will.”
“Wish I had time. But I gotta get down to the store—cigar-store. I’m on
nights, three times a week.”
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