Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“Nothing doing, lady,” crowed the fat man to the cashier.
“I guess _I_ draw two boxes, too, eh? And I’m in a cigar-store. How’s
that for stinging your competitors, heh? Ho, ho, ho!”
The cashier handed him two boxes, with an embarrassed simper, and the
fat man clapped Mr. Wrenn’s shoulder joyously.
“My turn!” shouted a young man in a fuzzy green hat and a bright-brown
suit, who had been watching with the sudden friendship which unites a
crowd brought together by an accident.
Mr. Wrenn was glowing. “No, it ain’t—it’s mine,” he achieved. “I
invented this game.” Never had he so stood forth in a crowd. He was a
Bill Wrenn with the cosmopolitan polish of a floor-walker. He stood
beside the fat man as a friend of sorts, a person to be taken perfectly
seriously.
It is true that he didn’t add to this spiritual triumph the triumph of
getting two more boxes of matches, for the cashier-girl exclaimed, “No
indeedy; it’s my turn!” and lifted the match machine to a high shelf
behind her. But Mr. Wrenn went out of the restaurant with his old
friend, the fat man, saying to him quite as would a wit, “I guess we
get stung, eh?”
“Yuh!” gurgled the fat man.
Walking down to your store?”
“Yuh—sure—won’t you walk down a piece?”
“Yes, I would like to. Which way is it?”
“Fourth Avenue and Twenty-eighth.”
“Walk down with you.”
“Fine!”
And the fat man seemed to mean it. He confided to Mr. Wrenn that the
fishing was something elegant at Trulen, New Jersey; that he was some
punkins at the casting of flies in fishing; that he wished exceedingly
to be at Trulen fishing with flies, but was prevented by the manager of
the cigar-store; that the manager was an old devil; that his (the fat
man’s own) name was Tom Poppins; that the store had a slick new brand
of Manila cigars, kept in a swell new humidor bought upon the advice of
himself (Mr. Poppins); that one of the young clerks in the store had
done fine in the Modified Marathon; that the Cubs had had a great team
this year; that he’d be glad to give Mr.—Mr. Wrenn, eh?—one of those
Manila cigars—great cigars they were, too; and that he hadn’t “laughed
so much for a month of Sundays as he had over the way they stung
Miggleton’s on them matches.”
All this in the easy, affectionate, slightly wistful manner of fat men.
Mr. Poppins’s large round friendly childish eyes were never sarcastic.
He was the man who makes of a crowd in the Pullman smoking-room old
friends in half an hour. In turn, Mr. Wrenn did not shy off; he hinted
at most of his lifelong ambitions and a fair number of his sorrows and,
when they reached the store, not only calmly accepted, but even
sneezingly ignited one of the “slick new Manila cigars.”
As he left the store he knew that the golden age had begun. He had a
friend!
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