Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
Across the table was felt the presence of James T. Duncan, who looked
like a dignified red-mustached Sunday-school superintendent, but who
traveled for a cloak and suit house, gambled heavily on poker and
auction pinochle, and was esteemed for his straight back and knowledge
of trains.
Which is all of them.
As soon as Mrs. Arty had guided Annie, the bashful maid, in serving the
vegetable soup, and had coaxed her into bringing Mr. Wrenn a napkin,
she took charge of the conversation, a luxury which she would never
have intrusted to her flock’s amateurish efforts. Mr. Poppins, said
she, had spoken of meeting a friend of Mr. Wrenn’s; Mr. Morton, was it
not? A very nice man, she understood. Was it true that Mr. Wrenn and
Mr. Morton had gone clear across the Atlantic on a cattle-boat? It
really was?
“Oh, how interesting!” contributed pretty Nelly Croubel, beside Mr.
Wrenn, her young eyes filled with an admiration which caused him
palpitation and difficulty in swallowing his soup. He was confused by
hearing old Samuel Ebbitt state:
“Uh-h-h-h—back in 18—uh—1872 the vessel _Prissie_—no, it was 1873; no,
it must have been ’72—”
“It was 1872, father,” said Mrs. Ebbitt.
“1873. I was on a coasting-vessel, young man. But we didn’t carry
cattle.” Mr. Ebbitt inspected Horatio Hood Teddem darkly, clicked his
spectacle case sharply shut, and fell to eating, as though he had
settled all this nonsense.
With occasional witty interruptions from the actor, Mr. Wrenn told of
pitching hay, of the wit of Morton, and the wickedness of Satan, the
boss.
“But you haven’t told us about the brave things _you_ did,” cooed Mrs.
Arty. She appealed to Nelly Croubel: “I’ll bet he was a cool one. Don’t
you think he was, Nelly?”
“I’m sure he was.” Nelly’s voice was like a flute.
Mr. Wrenn knew that there was just one thing in the world that he
wanted to do; to persuade Miss Nelly Croubel that (though he was a
solid business man, indeed yes, and honorable) he was a cool one, who
had chosen, in wandering o’er this world so wide, the most perilous and
cattle-boaty places. He tried to think of something modest yet striking
to say, while Tom was arguing with Miss Mary Proudfoot, the respectable
spinster, about the ethics of giving away street-car transfers.
As they finished their floating custard Mr. Wrenn achieved, “Do you
come from New York, Miss Croubel?” and listened to the tale of
sleighing-parties in Upton’s Grove, Pennsylvania. He was absolutely
happy.
“This is like getting home,” he thought. “And they’re classy folks to
get home to—now that I can tell ’em apart. Gee! Miss Croubel is a
peach. And brains—golly!”
He had a frightened hope that after dinner he would be able to get into
a corner and talk with Nelly, but Tom Poppins conferred with Horatio
Hood Teddenm and called Mr. Wrenn aside. Teddem had been acting with a
moving-picture company for a week, and had three passes to the
celebrated Waldorf Photoplay Theater.
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