Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
Through his friend Rabin, the salesman, Mr. Wrenn got better acquainted
with two great men—Mr. L. J. Glover, the purchasing agent of the
Souvenir Company, and John Hensen, the newly engaged head of motto
manufacturing. He “wanted to get onto all the different lines of the
business so’s he could step right in anywhere”; and from these men he
learned the valuable secrets of business wherewith the marts of trade
build up prosperity for all of us: how to seat a selling agent facing
the light, so you can see his face better than he can see yours. How
much ahead of time to telephone the motto-printer that “we’ve simply
got to have proof this afternoon; what’s the matter with you, down
there? Don’t you want our business any more?” He also learned something
of the various kinds of cardboard and ink-well glass, though these, of
course, were merely matters of knowledge, not of brilliant business
tactics, and far less important than what Tom Poppins and Rabin called
“handing out a snappy line of talk.”
“Say, you’re getting quite chummy lately—reg’lar society leader,” Rabin
informed him.
Mr. Wrenn’s answer was in itself a proof of the soundness of Rabin’s
observation:
“Sure—I’m going to borrow some money from you fellows. Got to make an
impression, see?”
A few hours after this commendation came Istra’s second letter:
Mouse dear, I’m so glad to hear about the simpatico boarding- house.
Yes indeed I would like to hear about the people in it. And you are
reading history? That’s good. I’m getting sick of Paris and some day
I’m going to stop an absinthe on the boulevard and slap its face to
show I’m a sturdy moving-picture Western Amurrican and then leap to
saddle and pursue the bandit. I’m working like the devil but what’s the
use. That is I mean unless one is doing the job well, as I’m glad you
are. My Dear, keep it up. You know I want you to be _real_ whatever you
are. I didn’t mean to preach but you know I hate people who aren’t
real—that’s why I haven’t much of a flair for myself. _Au récrire_,
I. N.
After he had read her letter for the third time he was horribly shocked
and regarded himself as a traitor, because he found that he was only
pretending to be enjoyably excited over it…. It seemed so detached from
himself. “Flair”—“_au recrire_.” Now, what did those mean? And Istra
was always so discontented. “What ’d she do if she had to be on the job
like Nelly?… Oh, Istra _is_ wonderful. But—gee!—I dunno—”
And when he who has valorously loved says “But—gee!—I dunno—” love
flees in panic.
He walked home thoughtfully.
After dinner he said abruptly to Nelly, “I had a letter from Paris
to-day.”
“Honestly? Who is she?”
“G-g-g-g—”
“Oh, it’s always a she.”
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