Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“Wouldn’t wonder if it would,” agreed Tom, kicking the December slush
off his feet and patting Mr. Wrenn’s back.
“Well, look here,” said Mr. Wrenn, as they left Broadway, with its
crowds betokening the approach of Christmas, and stamped to the quieter
side of Forty-second, “why wouldn’t this make a slick play: say there’s
an awfully rich old guy; say he’s a railway president or something, d’
you see? Well, he’s got a secretary there in the office—on the stage,
see? The scene is his office. Well, this guy’s—the rich old
guy’s—daughter comes in and says she’s married to a poor man and she
won’t tell his name, but she wants some money from her dad. You see,
her dad’s been planning for her to marry a marquise or some kind of a
lord, and he’s sore as can be, and he won’t listen to her, and he just
cusses her out something fierce, see? Course he doesn’t really cuss,
but he’s awful sore; and she tells him didn’t he marry her mother when
he was a poor young man; but he won’t listen. Then the secretary butts
in—my idea is he’s been kind of keeping in the background, see—and
_he’s_ the daughter’s husband all the while, see? and he tells the old
codger how he’s got some of his—some of the old fellow’s—papers that
give it away how he done something that was crooked—some kind of
deal—rebates and stuff, see how I mean?—and the secretary’s going to
spring this stuff on the newspapers if the old man don’t come through
and forgive them; so of course the president has to forgive them, see?”
“You mean the secretary was the daughter’s husband all along, and he
heard what the president said right there?” Nelly panted, stopping
outside Miggleton’s, in the light from the oyster-filled window.
“Yes; and he heard it all.”
“Why, I think that’s just a _fine_ idea,” declared Nelly, as they
entered the restaurant. Though her little manner of dignity and even
restraint was evident as ever, she seemed keenly joyous over his
genius.
“Say, that’s a corking idea for a play, Wrenn,” exclaimed Tom, at their
table, gallantly removing the ladies’ wraps.
“It surely is,” agreed Mrs. Arty.
“Why don’t you write it?” asked Nelly.
“Aw—I couldn’t write it!”
“Why, sure you could, Bill,” insisted Tom. “Straight; you ought to
write it. (Hey, waiter! Four fries and coffee!) You ought to write it.
Why, it’s a wonder; it ’d make a dev— ’Scuse me, ladies. It’d make a
howling hit. You might make a lot of money out of it.”
The renewed warmth of their wet feet on the red-tile floor, the scent
of fried oysters, the din of “Any Little Girl” on the piano, these
added color to this moment of Mr. Wrenn’s great resolve. The four
stared at one another excitedly. Mr. Wrenn’s eyelids fluttered. Tom
brought his hand down on the table with a soft flat “plob” and
declared: “Say, there might be a lot of money in it. Why, I’ve heard
that Harry Smith—writes the words for these musical comedies—makes a
_mint_ of money.”
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