Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
He had casually said to the others, a week before, that he knew only
the square dances which, as a boy, he had learned at parties at
Parthenon. But they had reassured him: “Oh, come on—we’ll teach you how
to dance at the ball—it won’t be formal. Besides, we’ll give you some
lessons before we go.” Playwriting and playing Five Hundred had
prevented their giving him the lessons. So he now sat terrified as a
two-step began and he saw what seemed to be thousands of glittering
youths and maidens whirling deftly in a most involved course, getting
themselves past each other in a way which he was sure he could never
imitate. The orchestra yearned over music as rich and smooth as milk
chocolate, which made him intensely lonely for Nelly, though she was
only across the room from him.
Tom Poppins immediately introduced Nelly to a facetious cigar salesman,
who introduced her to three of the beaux in evening clothes, while Tom
led out Mrs. Arty. Mr. Wrenn, sitting in a row of persons who were not
at all interested in his sorrows, glowered out across the hall, and
wished, oh! so bitterly, to flee home. Nelly came up, glowing,
laughing, with black-mustached and pearl-waistcoated men, and
introduced him to them, but he glanced at them disapprovingly; and
always she was carried off to dance again.
She found and hopefully introduced to Mr. Wrenn a wallflower who came
from Yonkers and had never heard of Tom Poppins or aeroplanes or Oxford
or any other topic upon which Mr. Wrenn uneasily tried to discourse as
he watched Nelly waltz and smile up at her partners. Presently the two
sat silent. The wallflower excused herself and went back to her mama
from Yonkers.
Mr. Wrenn sat sulking, hating his friends for having brought him,
hating the sweetness of Nelly Croubel, and saying to himself,
“Oh—_sure_—she dances with all those other men—me, I’m only the poor
fool that talks to her when she’s tired and tries to cheer her up.”
He did not answer when Tom came and told him a new story he had just
heard in the barroom.
Once Nelly landed beside him and bubblingly insisted on his coming out
and trying to learn to dance. He brightened, but shyly remarked, “Oh
no, I don’t think I’d better.” Just then the blackest-mustached and
pearl-waistcoatedest of all the cigar salesmen came begging for a
dance, and she was gone, with only: “Now get up your courage. I’m going
to _make_ you dance.”
At the intermission he watched her cross the floor with the hateful
cigar salesman, slender in her tight crisp new white mull, flourishing
her fan and talking with happy rapidity. She sat down beside him. He
said nothing; he still stared out across the glassy floor. She peeped
at him curiously several times, and made a low tapping with her fan on
the side of her chair.
She sighed a little. Cautiously, but very casually, she said, “Aren’t
you going to take me out for some refreshments, Mr. Wrenn?”
“Oh sure—I’m good enough to buy refreshments for her!” he said to
himself.
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