Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
Miss Mary Proudfoot was mending a rent in the current table-cloth with
delicate swift motions of her silvery-skinned hands. She informed him:
“Mr. Duncan will be back from his Southern trip in five days. We’ll
have to have a grand closing progressive Five Hundred tournament.” Mr.
Wrenn was too much absorbed in wondering whether Miss Proudfoot would
make some of her celebrated—and justly celebrated—minced-ham sandwiches
for the picnic to be much interested. He was not much more interested
when she said, “Mrs. Ferrard’s got a letter or something for you.”
Then, as dinner began, Mrs. Ferrard rushed in dramatically and said,
“There’s a telegram for you, Mr. Wrenn!”
Was it death? Whose death? The table panted, Mr. Wrenn with them….
That’s what a telegram meant to them.
Their eyes were like a circle of charging bayonets as he opened and
read the message—a ship’s wireless.
Meet me _Hesperida._—ISTRA.
“It’s just—a—a business message,” he managed to say, and splashed his
soup. This was not the place to take the feelings out of his thumping
heart and examine them.
Dinner was begun. Picnics were conversationally considered in all their
more important phases—historical, dietetical, and social. Mr. Wrenn
talked much and a little wildly. After dinner he galloped out to buy a
paper. The S.S. _Hesperiida_ was due at ten next morning.
It was an evening of frightened confusion. He tottered along Lexington
Avenue on a furtive walk. He knew only that he was very fond of Nelly,
yet pantingly eager to see Istra. He damned himself—“damned” is
literal—every other minute for a cad, a double-faced traitor, and all
the other horrifying things a man is likely to declare himself to be
for making the discovery that two women may be different and yet
equally likable. And every other minute he reveled in an adventurous
gladness that he was going to see Istra—actually, incredibly going to
see her, just the next day! He returned to find Nelly sitting on the
steps of Mrs. Arty’s.
“Hello.”
“Hello.”
Both good sound observations, and all they could say for a time, while
Mr. Wrenn examined the under side of the iron steps rail minutely.
“Billy—was it something serious, the telegram?”
“No, it was—Miss Nash, the artist I told you about, asked me to meet
her at the boat. I suppose she wants me to help her with her baggage
and the customs and all them things. She’s just coming from Paris.”
“Oh yes, I see.”
So lacking in jealousy was Nelly that Mr. Wrenn was disappointed,
though he didn’t know why. It always hurts to have one’s thunderous
tragedies turn out realistic dialogues.
“I wonder if you would like to meet her. She’s awful well educated, but
I dunno—maybe she’d strike you as kind of snobbish. But she dresses I
don’t think I ever seen anybody so elegant. In dressing, I mean.
Course”—hastily—“she’s got money, and so she can afford to. But
she’s—oh, awful nice, some ways. I hope you like—I hope she won’t—”
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