Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“Ladies and gentlemen, I want you all to meet Miss Istra Nash. Miss
Nash—you’ve met Mr. Wrenn; Miss Nelly Croubel, our baby; Tom Poppins,
the great Five-Hundred player; Mrs. Ebbitt, Mr. Ebbitt, Miss
Proudfoot.”
Istra Nash lifted her bowed eyes with what seemed shyness, hesitated,
said “Thank you” in a clear voice with a precise pronunciation, and
returned to her soup, as though her pleasant communion with it had been
unpleasantly interrupted.
The others began talking and eating very fast and rather noisily. Miss
Mary Proudfoot’s thin voice pierced the clamor:
“I hear you have just come to New York, Miss Nash.”
“Yes.”
“Is this your first visit to—”
“No.”
Miss Proudfoot rancorously took a long drink of water.
Nelly attempted, bravely:
“Do you like New York, Miss Nash?”
“Yes.”
Nelly and Miss Proudfoot and Tom Poppins began discussing shoe-stores,
all at once and very rapidly, while hot and uncomfortable Mr. Wrenn
tried to think of something to say…. Good Lord, suppose Istra “queered”
him at Mrs. Arty’s!… Then he was angry at himself and all of them for
not appreciating her. How exquisite she looked, with her tired white
face!
As the soup-plates were being removed by Annie, the maid, with an
elaborate confusion and a general passing of plates down the line,
Istra Nash peered at the maid petulantly. Mrs. Arty frowned, then grew
artificially pleasant and said:
“Miss Nash has just come back from Paris. She’s a regular European
traveler, just like Mr. Wrenn.”
Mrs. Samuel Ebbitt piped: “Mr. Ebbitt was to Europe. In 1882.”
“No ’twa’n’t, Fannie; ’twas in 1881,” complained Mr. Ebbitt.
Miss Nash waited for the end of this interruption as though it were a
noise which merely had to be endured, like the Elevated.
Twice she drew in her breath to speak, and the whole table laid its
collective knife and fork down to listen. All she said was:
“Oh, will you pardon me if I speak of it now, Mrs. Ferrard, but would
you mind letting me have my breakfast in my room to-morrow? About nine?
Just something simple—a canteloupe and some shirred eggs and
chocolate?”
“Oh no; why, yes, certainly, “mumbled Mrs. Arty, while the table held
its breaths and underneath them gasped:
“Chocolate!”
“A canteloupe!”
“Shirred eggs!”
“_In her room—at nine!_”
All this was very terrible to Mr. Wrenn. He found himself in the
position of a man scheduled to address the Brewers’ Association and the
W. C. T. U. at the same hour. Valiantly he attempted:
“Miss Nash oughta be a good person for our picnics. She’s a regular
shark for outdoor tramping.”
“Oh yes, Mr. Wrenn and I tramped most all night in England one time,”
said Istra, innocently.
The eyes of the table asked Mr. Wrenn what he meant by it. He tried to
look at Nelly, but something hurt inside him.
“Yes,” he mumbled. “Quite a long walk.”
Miss Mary Proudfoot tried again:
“is it pleasant to study in Paris? Mrs. Arty said you were an artist.”
“No.”
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