Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“Well, they’re awful kind. I’ve always lived in a house where the folks
didn’t hardly know each other at all, except Mrs. Zapp—she was the
landlady—and I didn’t like her very much. But here Tom Poppins and Mrs.
Arty and—the rest—they really like folks, and they make it just like a
home…. Miss Croubel is a very nice girl. She works for Wanamacy’s—she
has quite a big job there. She is assistant buyer in the—”
He stopped in horror. He had nearly said “in the lingery department.”
He changed it to “in the clothing department,” and went on, doubtfully:
“Mr. Duncan is a traveling-man. He’s away on a trip.”
“Which one do you play with? So Nelly likes to—well, make
b’lieve—’magine?”
“How did you—”
“Oh, I watched her looking at you. I think she’s a terribly nice
pink-face. And just now you’re comparing her and me.”
“Gee!” he said.
She was immensely pleased with herself. “Tell me, what do these people
think about; at least, what do you talk about?”
“_Say!_”
“S-s-s-h! Not so loud, my dear.”
“Say, I know how you mean. You feel something like what I did in
England. You can’t get next to what the folks are thinking, and it
makes you sort of lonely.”
“Well, I—”
Just then Tom Poppins rolled jovially up to the couch. He had carried
his many and perspiring pounds over to Third Avenue because Miss
Proudfoot reflected, “I’ve got a regular sweet tooth to-night.” He
stood before Istra and Mr. Wrenn theatrically holding out a bag of
chocolate drops in one hand and peanut brittle in the other; and
grandiloquently:
“Which shall it be, your Highness? Nobody loves a fat man, so he has to
buy candy so’s they’ll let him stick around. Le’s see; you take
chocolates, Bill. Name your drink, Miss Nash.” She looked up at him,
gravely and politely—too gravely and politely. She didn’t seem to
consider him a nice person.
“Neither, thank you,” sharply, as he still stood there. He moved away,
hurt, bewildered.
Istra was going on, “I haven’t been here long enough to be lonely yet,
but in any case—” when Mr. Wrenn interrupted:
“You’ve hurt Tom’s feelings by not taking any candy; and, gee, he’s
awful kind!”
“Have I?” mockingly.
“Yes, you _have_. And there ain’t any too many kind people in this
world.”
“Oh yes, of course you’ re right. I _am_ sorry, really I am.”
She dived after Tom’s retreat and cheerfully addressed him:
“Oh, I do want some of those chocolates. Will you let me change my
mind? Please do.”
“Yes _ma’am_, you sure can!” said broad Tom, all one pleased chuckle,
poking out the two bags.
Istra stopped beside the Five-Hundred table to smile in a lordly way
down at Mrs. Arty and say, quite humanly:
“I’m so sorry I can’t play a decent game of cards. I’m afraid I’m too
stupid to learn. You are very lucky, I think.”
Mr. Wrenn on the couch was horribly agitated…. Wasn’t Istra coming
back?
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