Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“Well, now I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’m going to make you
head of the manufacturing department instead of getting in a new man,
and shift Henson to purchasing. I’ll put Jake on your old job, and
expect you to give him a lift when he needs it. And you’d better keep
up the most important of the jollying-letters, I guess.”
“Well, I like that all right. I appreciate it. But of course I expect
more pay—two men’s work—”
“Let’s see; what you getting now?”
“Twenty-three.”
“Well, that’s a good deal, you know. The overhead expenses have been
increasing a lot faster than our profits, and we’ve—”
“Huh!”
“—got to see where new business is coming in to justify the liberal way
we’ve treated you men before we can afford to do much
salary-raising—though we’re just as glad to do it as you men to get it;
but—”
“Huh!”
“—if we go to getting extravagant we’ll go bankrupt, and then we won’t
any of us have jobs…. Still, I _am_ willing to raise you to
twenty-five, though—”
“Thirty-five!”
Mr. Wrenn stood straight. The manager tried to stare him down. Panic
was attacking Mr. Wrenn, and he had to think of Nelly to keep up his
defiance. At last Mr. Guilfogle glared, then roared: “Well, confound
it, Wrenn, I’ll give you twenty-nine-fifty, and not a cent more for at
least a year. That’s final. _Understand?_”
“All right,” chirped Mr. Wrenn.
“Gee!” he was exulting to himself, “never thought I’d get anything like
that. Twenty-nine-fifty! More ’n enough to marry on now! I’m going to
get _twenty-nine-fifty!_”
“Married five months ago to-night, honey,” said Mr. Wrenn to Nelly, his
wife, in their Bronx flat, and thus set down October 17, 1913, as a
great date in history.
“Oh, I _know_ it, Billy. I wondered if you’d remember. You just ought
to see the dessert I’m making—but that’s a s’prise.”
“Remember! Should say I did! See what I’ve got for somebody!”
He opened a parcel and displayed a pair of red-worsted bed-slippers, a
creation of one of the greatest red-worsted artists in the whole land.
Yes, and he could afford them, too. Was he not making thirty-two
dollars a week—he who had been poor! And his chances for the assistant
managership “looked good.”
“Oh, they’ll be so comfy when it gets cold. You’re a dear! Oh, Billy,
the janitress says the Jewish lady across the court in number seventy
is so lazy she wears her corsets to bed!”
“Did the janitress get the coal put in, Nell?”
“Yes, but her husband is laid off again. I was talking to her quite a
while this afternoon…. Oh, dear, I do get so lonely for you,
sweetheart, with nothing to do. But I did read some _Kim_ this
afternoon. I liked it.”
“That’s fine!”
“But it’s kind of hard. Maybe I’ll—Oh, I don’t know. I guess I’ll have
to read a lot.”
He patted her back softly, and hoped: “Maybe some day we can get a
little house out of town, and then you can garden…. Sorry old Siddons
is laid off again…. Is the gas-stove working all right now?”
“Um-huh, honey. I fixed it.”
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