Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
Carson Haggerty, the American poet, was there. But the center of them
all was Olympia Johns herself—spinster, thirty-four, as small and
active and excitedly energetic as an ant trying to get around a match.
She had much of the ant’s brownness and slimness, too. Her pale hair
was always falling from under her fillet of worn black velvet (with the
dingy under side of the velvet showing curled up at the edges). A lock
would tangle in front of her eyes, and she would impatiently shove it
back with a jab of her thin rough hands, never stopping in her
machine-gun volley of words.
“Yes, yes, yes, yes,” she would pour out. “Don’t you _see?_ We must do
something. I tell you the conditions are intolerable, simply
intolerable. We must _do_ something.”
The conditions were, it seemed, intolerable in the several branches of
education of female infants, water rates in Bloomsbury, the cutlery
industry, and ballad-singing.
And mostly she was right. Only her rightness was so demanding, so
restless, that it left Mr. Wrenn gasping.
Olympia depended on Carson Haggerty for most of the “Yes, that’s so’s,”
though he seemed to be trying to steal glances at another woman, a
young woman, a lazy smiling pretty girl of twenty, who, Istra told Mr.
Wrenn, studied Greek archaeology at the Museum. No one knew why she
studied it. She seemed peacefully ignorant of everything but her
kissable lips, and she adorably poked at things with lazy graceful
fingers, and talked the Little Language to Carson Haggerty, at which
Olympia shrugged her shoulders and turned to the others.
There were a Mr. and Mrs. Stettinius—she a poet; he a bleached man,
with goatish whiskers and a sanctimonious white neck-cloth, who was
Puritanically, ethically, gloomily, religiously atheistic. Items in the
room were a young man who taught in Mr. Jeney’s Select School and an
Established Church mission worker from Whitechapel, who loved to be
shocked.
It was Mr. Wrenn who was really shocked, however, not by the noise and
odor; not by the smoking of the women; not by the demand that “we” tear
down the state; no, not by these was Our Mr. Wrenn of the Souvenir
Company shocked, but by his own fascinated interest in the frank talk
of sex. He had always had a quite undefined supposition that it was
wicked to talk of sex unless one made a joke of it.
Then came the superradicals, to confuse the radicals who confused Mr.
Wrenn.
For always there is a greater rebellion; and though you sell your
prayer-book to buy Bakunine, and esteem yourself revolutionary to a
point of madness, you shall find one who calls you reactionary. The
scorners came in together—Moe Tchatzsky, the syndicalist and direct
actionist, and Jane Schott, the writer of impressionistic prose—and
they sat silently sneering on a couch.
Istra rose, nodded at Mr. Wrenn, and departed, despite Olympia’s
hospitable shrieks after them of “Oh stay! It’s only a little after
ten. Do stay and have something to eat.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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