Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“My dear Mouse, England is a menagerie of Red Lions and White Lions and
fuzzy Green Unicorns…. Why not, why not, _why not!_ Let’s walk to
Aengusmere. It’s a fool colony of artists and so on, up in Suffolk; but
they _have_ got some beautiful cottages, and they’re more Celt than
Dublin…. Start right now; take a train to Chelmsford, say, and tramp
all night. Take a couple of days or so to get there. Think of it!
Tramping through dawn, past English fields. Think of it, Yankee. And
not caring what anybody in the world thinks. Gipsies. Shall we?”
“Wh-h-h-h-y—” He was sure she was mad. Tramping all night! He couldn’t
let her do this.
She sprang up. She stared down at him in revulsion, her hands clenched.
Her voice was hostile as she demanded:
“What? Don’t you want to? With _me?_”
He was up beside her, angry, dignified; a man.
“Look here. You know I want to. You’re the elegantest—I mean you’re—Oh,
you ought to know! Can’t you see how I feel about you? Why, I’d rather
do this than anything I ever heard of in my life. I just don’t want to
do anything that would get people to talking about you.”
“Who would know? Besides, my dear man, I don’t regard it as exactly
wicked to walk decently along a country road.”
“Oh, it isn’t that. Oh, please, Istra, don’t look at me like that—like
you hated me.”
She calmed at once, drummed on his arm, sat down on the railing, and
drew him to a seat beside her.
“Of course, Mouse. It’s silly to be angry. Yes, I do believe you want
to take care of me. But don’t worry…. Come! Shall we go?”
“But wouldn’t you rather wait till to-morrow?”
“No. The whole thing’s so mad that if I wait till then I’ll never want
to do it. And you’ve got to come, so that I’ll have some one to quarrel
with…. I hate the smugness of London, especially the smugness of the
anti-smug anti-bourgeois radicals, so that I have the finest mad mood!
Come. We’ll go.”
Even this logical exposition had not convinced him, but he did not
gainsay as they entered the hall and Istra rang for the landlady. His
knees grew sick and old and quavery as he heard the landlady’s voice
loud below-stairs: “Now wot do they want? It’s eleven o’clock. Aren’t
they ever done a-ringing and a-ringing?”
The landlady, the tired thin parchment-faced North Countrywoman, whose
god was Respectability of Lodgings, listened in a frightened way to
Istra’s blandly superior statement: “Mr. Wrenn and I have been invited
to join an excursion out of town that leaves to-night. We’ll pay our
rent and leave our things here.”
“Going off together—”
“My good woman, we are going to Aengusmere. Here’s two pound. Don’t
allow any one in my room. And I may send for my things from out of
town. Be ready to pack them in my trunks and send them to me. Do you
understand?”
“Yes, miss, but—”
“My good woman, do you realize that your ‘buts’ are insulting?”
“Oh, I didn’t go to be insulting—”
“Then that’s all…. Hurry now, Mouse!”
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