Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
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Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
“Well, well, Wrenn! Back so soon? Thought you were going to be gone
quite a while.”
“Couldn’t keep away from the office, Mr. Guilfogle,” with an uneasy
smile.
“Have a good trip?”
“Yes, a dandy.”
“How’d you happen to get back so soon?”
“Oh, I wanted to—Say, Mr. Guilfogle, I really wanted to get back to the
office again. I’m awfully glad to see it again.”
“Glad see _you_. Well, where did you go? I got the card you sent me
from Chesterton with the picture of the old church on it.”
“Why, I went to Liverpool and Oxford and London and—well—Kew and Ealing
and places and—And I tramped through Essex and Suffolk—all through—on
foot. Aengusmere and them places.”
“Just a moment. (Well, Rabin, what is it? Why certainly. I’ve told you
that already about five times. _Yes_, I said—that’s what I had the
samples made up for. I wish you’d be a little more careful, d’ ye
hear?) You went to London, did you, Wrenn? Say, did you notice any
novelties we could copy?”
“No, I’m afraid I didn’t, Mr. Guilfogle. I’m awfully sorry. I hunted
around, but I couldn’t find a thing we could use. I mean I couldn’t
find anything that began to come up to our line. Them English are
pretty slow.”
“Didn’t, eh? Well, what’s your plans now?”
“Why—uh—I kind of thought—Honestly, Mr. Guilfogle, I’d like to get back
on my old job. You remember—it was to be fixed so—”
“Afraid there’s nothing doing just now, Wrenn. Not a thing. Course I
can’t tell what may happen, and you want to keep in touch with us, but
we’re pretty well filled up just now. Jake is getting along better than
we thought. He’s learning—” Not one word regarding Jake’s excellence
did Mr. Wrenn hear.
Not get the job back? He sat down and stammered:
“Gee! I hadn’t thought of that. I’d kind of banked on the Souvenir
Company, Mr. Guilfogle.”
“Well, you know I told you I thought you were an idiot to go. I warned
you.”
He timidly agreed, mourning: “Yes, that so; I know you did. But
uh—well—”
“Sorry, Wrenn. That’s the way it goes in business, though. If you will
go beating it around—A rolling stone don’t gather any moss. Well, cheer
up! Possibly there may be something doing in—”
“Tr-r-r-r-r-r-r,” said the telephone.
Mr. Guilfogle remarked into it: “Hello. Yes, it’s me. Well, who did you
think it was? The cat? Yuh. Sure. No. Well, to-morrow, probably. All
right. Good-by.”
Then he glanced at his watch and up at Mr. Wrenn impatiently.
“Say, Mr. Guilfogle, you say there’ll be—when will there be likely to
be an opening?”
“Now, how can I tell, my boy? We’ll work you in if we can—you ain’t a
bad clerk; or at least you wouldn’t be if you’d be a little more
careful. By the way, of course you understand that if we try to work
you in it’ll take lots of trouble, and we’ll expect you to not go
flirting round with other firms, looking for a job. Understand that?”
“Oh yes, sir.”
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