Our Square and the People in ItAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Our Square and the People in It
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories
“I've just been to Merrivale. There isn't a thing to be done.” Following
the “Legal Aid” line, Cyrus's mind took a sudden but logical jump.
“I never expected to meet a meaner cuss than the Meanest Man in Our
Square,” he observed. “But I have.”
“The very thing!” cried the Bonnie Lassie. “How clever of you, Cyrus! I
mean, how clever of me! Molly wants a place. She's all over that foolish
suicide notion. She shall be Mr. Miles Morse's housekeeper.”
“But he wanted an _old_ woman,” objected Cyrus.
“How is he to tell if he never sees her? I'll manage that,” retorted
his wife confidently. “The only thing is, will she take a place that is
almost like domestic service?”
As to this Molly made not the slightest difficulty. She had regained
her courage and her Irish fighting spirit, and she was now ready to face
life and make it give her an honest return for honest work again; ready
for anything, indeed, except an attempt to get her money back which
might involve her seeing Mr. D. Wiggett. At the mere mention of his name
she fell into a cold and shuddering silence.
With brief preliminaries, and on the Bonnie Lassie's guarantee of “old
Mrs. Dunstan's” reliability, that semi-mythical person was installed
as Miles Morse's housekeeper and general factotum, having taken
the informal triple oath of her employment: industry, senility, and
invisibility. Six dollars a week was the wage which the Goddess from
the Machine had wrung from the Meanest Man's violent protests, with a
warning that it would have to be increased later on. The instructions
given to the new employee were that she was to keep out of her
employer's sight; or if he should arrive at an untimely hour she was
to huddle into a shawl or handkerchief and conceal her age behind a
toothache.
For six weeks all went well and simply. Miles Morse was obliged to
confess, grudgingly, that his house was more livable and comfortable.
Dust disappeared. The furniture took to arranging itself with less
stiffness and more amiability. When he gave a whist party of an evening,
the cigars were in place, the ash trays ready, the rooms aired and
fresh, and the ice box stocked, all by invisible hands. Orders were
issued and requisitions made through the Bonnie Lassie. Meeting
her neighbor in Our Square one day, the Bonnie Lassie hinted at
the ten-dollar check for the Legal Aid Society. “When I'm sure I'm
satisfied,” said the Meanest Man, bending frowning brows from above his
owlish glasses upon her. “D' you know what that old hag has been up to?”
“What old hag?” inquired the Bonnie Lassie unguardedly.
“The Dunstan woman.”
“Oh, you've seen her, then?”
“Not to speak of. She was curled up like a worm, and had her face
swathed up like a harem, and talked like the croak of a frog. And she's
been putting flowers on my breakfast table,” he concluded with the
accents of one detailing an intolerable outrage.
“What of it?” inquired the surprised agent.
“What of it! Flowers cost money, don't they?”
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