“I wouldn’t for seventy.”
“You’ll think better of it later on.”
“Later on I shall wish to God I had never written for you at all. It
isn’t a thing to be proud of.”
At this the editor laughed and clapped him on the back.
“I’ve been wanting some one like you for years,” he cried.
“You’ll be wanting some one like me again before long,” came the answer.
Strange to say, the stout man did not resent Wynne’s attitude, neither
did he understand it. He regarded this queer, emaciated boy as an
agreeable oddity, and allowed him to say whatever he liked. Wynne was
most valuable to _The Oracle_, for his articles were infinitely more
educated and infinitely more stinging than any of the other writers’. As
a direct result they caused a corresponding increase of irritation and a
corresponding improvement in sales.
Whenever there was a hint of scandal, or any disreputable suggestion in
regard to some notable personage, Wynne was put on the track, with
_carte noire_ to give the affair the greatest possible publicity. In the
pursuance of this degrading journalese of detection and exposure he
disclosed unexpected moral considerations. When he did not consider the
person to be attacked merited rough handling he would resolutely decline
to associate himself in any way with the campaign. Entreaties and
protests were alike incapable of moving him. He would set his mouth, and
refuse, and fly into a towering fury with the editor when he suggested:
“Very well, then, Harbutt must do it.”
“Isn’t there enough beastliness in the world without seeking it where it
doesn’t exist?” cried Wynne. “I’ll burn this damn building to the ground
one of these days.”
He did not actually put this threat into practice, but did the next best
thing. A dispute had arisen in regard to some sordid disclosures which
the editor desired to make, and Wynne had proved beyond dispute that
there was no foundation for the charges. The editor, however, decided
that the story was too good to lose, and accordingly had it inserted,
with a thin veil drawn over the identity of the persons concerned.
“All right,” said Wynne, after he had seen a copy. “You’re going through
the hoops for this.”
An opportunity arose a short while after, and Wynne seized it without
scruple.
It was the habit of the paper to reserve a column each month in which to
set forth their ideals and intentions. Sometimes one and sometimes
another of the writers undertook this work. As a rule it was the last
paragraph to be inserted, and depended for its length upon the available
space.
The sub-editor, who was also proof-reader, was not a conscientious man,
and frequently delegated his duties to subordinates.
“It’s all plain sailing,” he said to Wynne. “Write about four hundred
words, and sling it over to the compositor. I’m meeting a friend or two
tonight.”
With that he went out, and Wynne, with a peculiar smile, wrote the
article, and very faithfully described the motives which inspired the
paper.
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