schooling he might make a very useful gentleman to prevent
duelling--in a word, that there was no knowing how we'd get along at
the south without such an all-important personage. He has had
several spells of deep thinking on this point, which, though he
cannot exactly agree with it, he holds firmly to the belief that, so
far as it affects duelling, the devil should be one of the
principals, and he, being specially ordained, the great antagonist
to demolish him with his chosen weapon--humanity.
"They tell me you have gone back into the world," says Mrs.
Rosebrook, as the waiter hands Elder Pemberton Praiseworthy a chair.
"It's only the duty of love, of Christian goodness, he humbly
replies, and takes his seat as Mrs. Rosebrook says-"pray be seated!"
"I'm somewhat fatigued; but it's the fatigue of loving to do good,"
he says, rubbing his hands very piously, and giving a look of great
ministerial seriousness at the good lady. We will omit several minor
portions of the Elder's cautious introduction of his humane
occupation, commencing where he sets forth the kind reasons for such
a virtuous policy. "You honestly think you are serving the Lord, do
you?" enquires the lady, as she takes her seat.
The Elder evinces surprise at such a question. Hath he moved among
Christians so many years, ministering to spiritual wants, and yet
the purity of his motives be questioned? "Good madam! we must have
faith to believe. All that is meant well should be accepted in the
greatness of the intention. You will observe, I am neither a lawyer
nor a politician; I would'nt be for the world! We must always be
doing something for the good of others; and we must not forget,
whilst we are doing it, to serve the Allwise one; and while we are
effecting the good of one we are serving the designs of the other."
Thus emphatically spoke the Elder, fingering a book that lay on the
table. "I buy sick people, I save the dying, and I instruct them in
the ways of the Lord as soon as they are cured, and-" And here the
Elder suddenly stops.
"Add, Mr. Praiseworthy, that when you have cured them, and
instructed them in the way of the Lord, you sell them!" interrupts
the lady, watching the sudden changes that pass over his craven
features.
"I always get them good masters; I never fail in that. Nor do I
stand upon the profit-it's the humanity I takes into the balance."
He conceives good under the motley garb of his new mission.
"Humanity-strange humanity, with self coiled beneath. Why, Mr.
Praiseworthy!" the lady starts from her seat, and speaks with
emphasis, "do you tell me that you have become a resurrection man,
standing at the platform of death, interposing with it for a
speculation?"
"It's no uncommon business, Madam; hundreds follow it; some have got
rich at it."
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