"Variety of shade, my dear Bengal, is none of our business. If you
make a division you destroy the property and the principle. We don't
represent the South: if we did, my stars! how the abolitionists
would start up,--eh! Now, there's a right smart chance of big
aristocrat folks in the district, and they think something of their
niggers, and some are fools enough to think niggers have souls just
as white as we. That's where the thing don't strike our morals
alike. It's all right to let such folks represent us-that it is! It
tells down north."
"I goes in for that! It puts a polished face on the brown side of
things. That's the way I puts it on when I gets among the big 'uns
on 'Change. I talks to one, shakes hands with another, touches my
hat to the president of the bank; and then them what don't know
thinks how I do a little in the taking a corner of notes line!" "In
the same sly way that directors of banks do," interrupts a voice,
sullenly and slow. It was long Joe Morphet, the constable's sponge,
who did a little in the line of nigger trailing, and now and then
acted as a contingent of Graspum. Joe had, silently and with great
attention, listened to their consultations, expecting to get a hook
on at some point where his services would play at a profit; but it
all seemed beyond his comprehension-amounted to nothing.
"There's something in Joe, gentlemen! But our genteelest folks don't
alway do the genteelest things, arter all. Right-right! Joe's
right!" Graspum has suddenly comprehended Joe's logic, and brightens
up with the possession of a new idea, that at first was inclined to
get crosswise in his mind, which he has drilled in the minor details
of human nature rather than the political dignity of the state.
Joe's ideas are ranging over the necessity of keeping up a good
outside for the state; Graspum thinks only of keeping up the dignity
of himself. "Well, give in, fellers; Joe's right clever. He's got
head enough to get into Congress, and if polished up wouldn't make
the worst feller that ever was sent: he wouldn't, to my certain
knowledge. Joe's clever! What great men do with impunity little men
have no scruples in following; what the state tolerates, knaves may
play upon to their own advantage. To keep up the dignity of a slave
state, slave dealers must keep up dignity among themselves: the one
cannot live without the other. They must affect, and the state must
put on, the dignity; and northerners what aint gentlemen must be
taught to know that they aint gentlemen." This is the conclusion to
which Graspum has arrived on the maturest reflection of a few
minutes: it conforms with the opinion and dignity of
slaveocracy-must be right, else the glorious Union, with the
free-thinking north unfortunately attached, could never be
preserved. It's the nut of a glorious compact which the south only
must crack, and will crack. Graspum apologised for the thing having
escaped his memory so long. He remembered that southerners left no
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