The more ye scars 'em the
better-make 'em as whist as mice, and ye can run 'em through the
rail-road, and sell 'um just as easy.
"There was another way I used to do the thing-it was a sort of an
honourable way; but it used to take the talents of a senator to do
it up square, so the dignity didn't suffer. Then the gals got shy of
squire, 'cos them he got places for never cum back; and I know'd how
'twas best to leave two or three for a nest-egg. It was the way to
do, in case some green should raise a fuss. But connected with these
Ingin gals was one of the likleest yaller fellers that ever shined
on a stand. Thar' was about twelve hundred dollars in him, I saw it
just as straight, and felt it just as safe in my pocket; and then it
made a feller's eyes glisten afore it was got out of him. I tell you
what, boys, it's rather hard when ye comes to think on't." Anthony
pauses for a moment, sharpens his eloquence with another drop of
whiskey, and resumes his discourse. "The feller shined all outside,
but he hadn't head talents-though he was as cunnin' as a fox-and
every time the squire tried an experiment to get him out o'town, the
nigger would dodge like a wounded raccoon. 'Twarn't a bit of use for
the squire-so he just gin it up. Then I trys a hand, ye see, comes
the soft soap over him, in a Sam Slick kind of a way. I'se a private
gentleman, and gets the fellers round to call me a sort of an
aristocrat. Doing this 'ere makes me a nabob in the town-another
time I'm from New York, and has monstrous letters of introduction to
the squire. Then I goes among the niggers and comes it over their
stupid; tells 'em how I'm an abolitionist in a kind of secret
way-gets their confidence. And then I larns a right smart deal of
sayings from the Bible-a nigger's curious on Christianity, ye
see-and it makes him think ye belong to that school, sartin! All the
deviltry in his black natur' 'll cum out then; and he'll do just
what ye tells him. So, ye see, I just draws the pious over him, and
then-like all niggers-I gets him to jine in what he calculates to be
a nice little bit of roguery-running off."
Graspum becomes interested in the fine qualities of the prospective
property, and must needs ask if he is bright and trim.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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