'Well, I don't mind strikin' a trade,' says Tom: 'but you see my
nag's worth a little risin' a thousand dollars.'
'I don't doubt that, stranger,' says I: 'but ye'h sees this 'ar
piece of property o' mine is worth more 'an twelve hundred. You
don't come across such a looking chap every day. There's a spec. in
him, in any market down south,' says I; and I puts my hands on the
nigger and makes him show out, just as if Tom and me was striking
for a trade. So Tom examines him, as if he was green in nigger
business, and he and me strangers just come from t'other side of
moon shadows.
'Well, now,' says Tom, 'it's mighty likely property, and seeing it's
you, jist name a trade.'
'Put down the nag and two hundred dollars, and I'll sign the bill of
sale, for a swap.' And Tom plants down the dimes, and takes the
nigger. When Tom gets him to Savannah, he plunks him into jail, and
keeps him locked up in a cell until he is ready to start south. I
promises the nigger half of the spiles; but I slips an X
Ten dollars. into his hand, and promises him the rest when he gets
back-when he does! And ye see how Tom just tryced him up to the
cross and put thirty-nine to his bare skin when he talked about
being free, in Savannah; and gagged him when he got his Ingin up.
Warn't that doing the thing up slick, fellers?" exclaimed Romescos,
chuckling over the sport.
"It warn't nothing else. That's what I calls catching a nigger in
his own trap," said one. "That's sarvin' him right; I go for sellin'
all niggers and Ingins," said another. "Free niggers have no souls,
and are impediments to personal rights in a free country," said a
third.
"Ye'h see, there's such an infernal lot of loose corners about our
business, that it takes a feller what has got a big head to do all
the things smooth, in a legal way; and it's so profitable all round
that it kind o' tempts a feller, once in a while, to do things he
don't feel just right in; but then a glass of old monongahela brings
ye'h all straight in yer feelins again, a'ter a few minutes," said
Romescos.
"It's an amusing business; a man's got to have nerve and maxim, if
he wants to make a fortune at it. But-now, gentlemen, we'll take
another round," said Graspum, stopping short. "Anthony, tell us how
you work it when you want to run a free nigger down Maryland way."
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